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Jenna Jameson’s Bikini is Filled with Plastic, and so is Her Face

August 14, 2007 @ 12:05 pm
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I don't know quite how to say this, so I'm just going to say it. Jenna Jameson is dead and has been replaced by an evil cyborg clone that likes to dance on the beach in a bikini with her dog. Or at least I think that's what happened, because I can't think of anything else that would explain the way Jenna Jameson looks.

Oh wait, maybe she's just gone crazy and thinks that being anorexically skinny, getting a bucket full of fat injected into her lips, and having her eyes pulled back around the other side of her head is actually a good look. No, it's got to be the evil cyborg clone thing. Or maybe she's a real life Simpsons cartoon.

All I know is Jenna Jameson looks very scary. I, for one, am glad she isn't doing porn movies anymore, because I think they'd have to put her in the Shemale section now (or the Daffy Duck section, if they have one). Also, notice the tape that's keeping her over-inflated breasts up for the photoshoot she's doing. I guess even silicone starts to sag...

More Jenna Jameson bikini pictures after the jump, if you can bear to look.

Photo credit: Pacific Coast News

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