Jenna Jameson

Thank God It’s Funbags (TGIF): Jenna Jameson Early Pictures Reveal an Adult Star in the Making

 
November 1, 2011 @ 8:33 am

CLICK TO SEE THE YOUNG JENNA JAMESON UNCENSORED

This week has felt like a week and a half. Like a high mass, or a Britney Spears album, this period of time seems to be going in a never-ending serious of slowed-down, unwinding clock seconds. But, we've made it to Friday, a time to look forward, so, what the heck, we're looking back.

You know how sometimes you check out old yearbook photos of kids you knew and they always grew up to be something different than how you ever expected. Like the nerdy kid with glasses is now an MMA fighter and that dude who thought he was Kurt Cobain, well, okay, he's still wearing flannel and playing lousy guitar riffs, but you know what I'm saying, nobody turns out like you expected.  Well, thanks to our friend 'Kool M.' we can now review a series of classic early Jenna Jameson naughty modeling pictures, and in addition to rejoicing in the glorious funbag and lady nest flashes from Jenna, we see a young woman who seems destined to become one of the world's biggest adult film stars, and, yep, that's exactly what she did.

I love it when a life plan comes together. Enjoy.

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Jenna Jameson Bikini Pictures Show the Adult Film Star’s Still Got It, Front and Back

November 1, 2011 @ 8:32 am

Yes, Yes, I know, former porn star turned bikini candids seems like a lessening of the skin, as it were, but I'm still pretty damn fascinated with Jenna Jameson and the few other adult film stars who have been able to rise above their prolific porno past and transition into the mainstream celebrity world. Girls like Sasha Grey, Traci Lords back in the day, and Kim Kardashian, who all go their starts knocking boots on camera. Besides, Jenna Jameson still looks nice without the bright video lights and stage craft, simple bikini, in the pool with Tito Ortiz. Enjoy.

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Victoria Justice Leads List of Red Hotties at the Blue Ball

November 1, 2011 @ 8:29 am

Sure, it's easy to bag on Perez Hilton for being a whiny priggish fop. I mean, really really easy. But, I'm giving props where props are due this morning, and if you can get the likes of uber-young hotties Victoria Justice and Selena Gomez to get decked out and show up for your birthday party, well, you've got undeniable juice. Perez's birthday party 'Blue Ball' brought out a number of sexy celebrities (and, oddly, one young boy) dressed in their dress blues showing off some sextastic wonder. In addition to Victoria and Selena, the hot-blue likes of Joanna Krupa, Charlotte Ross, Jenna Jameson, Eliza Dushku, Camille Grammer, and Aubrey O'Day. Enjoy.

Photo credit: Splash News / pacificcoastnewsonline.com / bauergriffinonline.com / Getty Images

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The Friday Four: Must See Pictures of Megan Fox, Kate Upton, Adrianne Curry, Jenna Jameson, and Kate Upton?

November 1, 2011 @ 8:29 am

Word on the street from our Canadian brothers who were treated to the release of the film Passion Play last summer (coming out this May in the U.S.), Megan Fox can actually act. No, seriously, she's supposed to be downright 'okay' in this movie. What is more than okay is this deep cleavage still of the uber-sexy Megan Fox from the movie. On a yummy scale of 1 to 10, this is a 34c.

Kate Upton in some type of white skirt upskirt wedding thingamajig. Hmm, not sure, just a sexy twitpic courtesy of our favorite new model featured in the current year's SI Swimsuit edition. This entire trend of models sending out behind the scene candid photos from their sexy photoshoots needs to not only be applauded, it ought be federally mandated, some type of national security priority.

And, speaking of Kate Upton behind the scenes absolutely amazing boobtastic pictures of this super blonde new favorite hottie model, well, let's do another. This spectacular boobtacular candid from Kate's swimsuit photoshoot where the unusually busty model flashes the deep cleavage in a manner completely becoming of any woman I hold in high regard (and dream about at night.)

I've decided that the bar needs to be raised for Mrs. Peter Brady and her twitpics, and, well, yes, pressing the flesh with adult film star Jenna Jameson reaches that bar, or horizontal stripper pole, if you will. I still have no idea what Adrianne Curry does between sun-up and Koo Koo Roo runs for her husband's dinner, but now that I know it involved hanging with Jenna Jameson, consider me more intrigued. Enjoy.

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Jenna Jameson is Looking Better

 
November 1, 2011 @ 8:21 am

Jenna Jameson has been looking horrendous lately. She's been gaunt, fish-lipped, and generally gross to look at. So it's nice to see that Jenna is starting look so much better. These stills from Jenna's new movie, Zombie Stripper really show off how good Jenna Jameson can look. Oh yeah, that's hot.

And just in case you aren't good with sarcasm, if these pictures actually turn you on, you are messed up.

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Jenna Jameson Pleathers Herself for PETA

November 1, 2011 @ 8:20 am

Jenna Jameson got all undressed as Bettie Page for PETA's new "Pleather Yourself" campaign against leather. What I don't understand is if PETA is against leather, why are they hiring miss leather-skin herself, Jenna Jameson as their spokesmodel? Or wait, does that actually mean that Jenna Jameson's skin is as plastic as that bra, and her breasts under it? Probably. Jenna Jameson gives me no pleather at all.

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Jenna Jameson Pops Out of Cake, Sits On Cake, Does Not Eat Cake

November 1, 2011 @ 8:19 am

Rule #1: Just because Jenna Jameson quit acting in porn, doesn't mean she quit acting like a skank. Rule #2: Just because Jenna Jameson popped out of a cake, doesn't mean she's going to eat any of it.

The former porn queen, and walking testement to everything that's wrong with plastic surgery popped out of a cake at the brithday party for her boyfriend, caveman Tito Ortiz. She then proceded to do a dance, and sit on said cake, which I hope was fake, for the sake of anyone at the party who might actually eat the thing.

I feel kind of sorry for the Tito, though. While I doubt he could really get any woman he wanted, he could club some girl over the head and drag her home, and still do much better than the completely used up, and tossed away Jenna Jameson. Maybe he just enjoys the irony of the fact that the bigger he gets, the thinner she gets.

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