January Jones

Rooney Mara in ‘The Girl With the Dragon Tattoo’ Reminiscent of Other Leading Bad-Arse Ladies

December 13, 2011 @ 1:06 pm
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January Jones Gets Us Saying Thanks for Hot Girls in Scandalous Affairs

November 24, 2011 @ 9:55 am
January Jones, a Sexy Celebrity in a Salacious Scandal
January Jones, a Sexy Celebrity in a Salacious Scandal
January Jones, a Sexy Celebrity in a Salacious Scandal
January Jones, a Sexy Celebrity in a Salacious Scandal
January Jones, a Sexy Celebrity in a Salacious Scandal
January Jones, a Sexy Celebrity in a Salacious Scandal
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How much less fun would life be without sexy celebrities involved in salacious scandals? No, we're not talking fashion faux pas or trashed hotel rooms, we're talking getting knocked up by your X-Men: First Class film director who just happens to be married to Claudia Schiffer. Oh, sure, this is still unconfirmed gossip, albeit, the baby in the stroller and the look on Claudia's face provide some clue that a victimless crime of passion was likely committed at least one evening in a trailer on set, and, well, thanks for that, January Jones. It's one thing to be a hot thespianic, it's another thing to live the Hollywood life down to the juicier parts.

Do take note, January Jones is quickly making her way into new mama hotness (and she'll be on your ballot next week for new MILF of the year). Enjoy.

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January Jones Gets Us Saying Thanks for Hot Girls in Scandalous Affairs

November 24, 2011 @ 9:55 am

How much less fun would life be without sexy celebrities involved in salacious scandals? No, we're not talking fashion faux pas or trashed hotel rooms, we're talking getting knocked up by your X-Men: First Class film director who just happens to be married to Claudia Schiffer. Oh, sure, this is still unconfirmed gossip, albeit, the baby in the stroller and the look on Claudia's face provide some clue that a victimless crime of passion was likely committed at least one evening in a trailer on set, and, well, thanks for that, January Jones. It's one thing to be a hot thespianic, it's another thing to live the Hollywood life down to the juicier parts.

Do take note, January Jones is quickly making her way into new mama hotness (and she'll be on your ballot next week for new MILF of the year). Enjoy.

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January Jones Lingerie Clad for X-Men: First Class Indeed!

November 1, 2011 @ 8:30 am

Fanboys, to your bicycles!

Can we all agree that sexy January Jones, you know, prior to becoming pregnant by a mystery man who may or may not be genetically identical to the Claudia Schiffer's husband, was one super hot choice to portray Emma Frost, especially since Emma Frost is bound by hottie geek comic code to don sexy silky lingerie as part of her fineries. And, wow, take a look at these promotional stills from the upcoming X-Men: First Class, opening so soon that the unemployed parents' basement dwellers are already trying to figure out how to untangle their outdoor tents to lineup for the premiere of the film. I'm actually going to be one of them, although it won't be a tent, so much as a shrine to January Jones (and hottie d' jour, Jennifer Lawrence, of course) who will make this film eminently ogle-able. Enjoy.

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Zoe Kravitz and January Jones First Class Sexy for X-Men Premiere in New York

November 1, 2011 @ 8:30 am

I've always felt there was something wrong with me, like I didn't quite fit in, like I was different than everybody else, but I knew that someday, I'd discover that I had special powers that would explain my feelings of isolation and loneliness. But that never happened. Turns out that just nobody wanted to play with me (except for Mr. Sanders, the kindly local public librarian, but that is a story for a different day).

I'm kind of geeked to see X-Men: First Class. I've dug the series, you know, forgetting the third installment, and this prequel looks like it avoids the cinematic origin story dumpfest that was Star Wars Episode 1. Plus, of course, there's the hottie factor. Jennifer Lawrence was sadly unavailable for the N.Y.C. premiere of the film last night, but underrated halfsies Hebrew school hottie, Zoe Kravitz, and the quite noticeably pregnant (maybe or maybe not at the hands, err, hands, of Claudia Schiffer's husband) sexy Mad woman, January Jones, were in attendance to kick off the fanboy faptastic film adventure. Yep, I'm lining up soon. Enjoy.

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Who Got January Jones Pregnant (and Made Her Boobs Swell)?

November 1, 2011 @ 8:30 am

Well, yes, of course, I'm an obvious suspect, albeit, I'm not sure that sitting in my La-Z-Boy ogling sexy January Jones pictures can actually cause her to become pregnant. Everybody kind of has written off former boyfriend, Jason Sudeikis, as the DNA donor, so who?

The Mad Men hottie is not exactly without suitors. Off the top of my head, I can name a couple billion dudes who'd like to at least take a stab at putting January Jones in a motherly way. She was showing off the new life in her belly last night at the Lakers game, where she treated her unborn to courtside seats against the Mavs. Decent start to being a mommy. Still, the search for who banged January Jones into future MILF status continues, while I will continue to try and get Jessica Biel pregnant using only locked bathroom concentration and a copy of her old school Gear magazine photos. Enjoy.

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January Jones Sextastic Trifecta: 1 Girl, 3 Magazines, 10 Hot Pictures

November 1, 2011 @ 8:29 am

I can never get enough of January Jones. I mean, we've only barely begun our virtual stalker relationship where I adore every inch of her amazing body and she pretends she doesn't even know my name. What a minx. So when the hottie from Mad Men popped up (no pun intended) in not one, not two, but three magazine pictorials this month, well, April suddenly became very sexy January. Check out the array of sweet awesome J.J. on display in the Sunday Times magazine, Marie Claire, and M2 magazine and see if you don't want to start an unhealthy virtual relationship of your own with January Jones. Enjoy.

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