Heidi Montag Nude in Playboy is Not Worth $1 Million

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Well, it looks like all that money that Heidi Montag payed for her new breasts seems to have been a good investment. According to a report in In Touch magazine this week, there is an offer of $1 Million to have Heidi Montag pose nude in Playboy magazine. At least that's what her douchebag fiancé, Spencer Pratt, is saying.

"Playboy is interesting [sic] in shooting Heidi's new body," Pratt told In Touch. "They've offered her $1 million to be in the magazine."

Playboy representative Lauren Melone didn't deny Montag received an offer to appear in the magazine, according to In Touch, but added Playboy "wouldn't pay $1 million."

Obviously, someone who doesn't even know the difference between the word "interesting" and "interested" isn't the type of person who you should trust to relay accurate financial details. When I saw that million dollar number I knew there was no way it could be true. Playboy probably offered Heidi $100 and free "tune up" every 5,000 miles.

Oh, and it looks like the people at Playboy are reading this site, because I totally called this.

Anyway, here are some more Heidi Montag bikini pictures. You know, until she decides that she wants more attention than keeping her breasts covered can achieve. Lots more pictures after the jump.

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