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Raise your hand if you want to see Heidi Montag nude in Playboy magazine. I will assume no one raised their hands. The rumour going through the Tubes of the Interweb (most likely started by Heidi herself) is that the rediculously annoying and vapid Hills douchette, and her douche husband, The Pratt, are in talk with Playboy to have Heidi pose nude for $500,000. I didn't think Playboy even had $500,000 left, but if they do, why spend it on that fake hag. They have plenty of other fake hags they can put in their magazine who are hotter, cuter, and smarter (and much less annoying). And even though we've already seen Audrina Patridge nude, I'd much rather see her in Playboy than Heidi.
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