These Heidi Klum nude pictures aren't exactly new, but they are featured in the new book from photographer Russell James, and as such, I deem them newsworthy (yes, I have the authority to do that). Thinly veiled excuse to post pictures of Heidi Klum topless and naked? Maybe. But do you really care? That's what I thought. And for lots more nude models, you can buy Russell James' book on Amazon.
So, the Academy Awards show sucked donkey balls, but you knew that would be the case, right? I'm just glad that for once I didn't stay home alone to watch the damn thing. That would have been really depressing. And while the show was complete clusterfuck, as one friend put it, there were a couple highlights. Ben Stiller doing a bang-on Joaquin Phoenix impression was hilarious, and Steve Martin and Tina Fey were genius. But that really about it. The winners were damned predictable, with Slumdog basically stealing every award. At least Heath Ledger was given his due.
But you don't really care about any of that. You want to see the pictures, and here they are. I've got to say, though, this year's Oscar fashions leave a lot to be desired. Top pics include Natalie Portman, Anne Hathaway, Penelope Cruz, and Angelina Jolie. In the "OMG, WTF is she wearing" column, you'll find Jessica Biel, Miley Cyrus, and Amanda Seyfried, otherwise gorgeous girls who really need new stylists. Honorable mention goes to Sarah Jessica Parker's cleavage for being a great distraction from her face.
Here's a taste of the over 150 pictures you'll find after the jump.
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Here's Heidi Klum nude in GQ Germany, this time bigger, and with more shots than last time. Though I think that for comparison's sake, we should really get some full frontal, or at least front-on topless shots, just to see how she's holding up compared to her younger Supermodel self. Trust me. It's purely for scientific reasons.
Okay, so these Heidi Klum nude pictures from the March issue of GQ Germany may have been Photoshopped, but I don't really mind. The fact is, Heidi Klum is still really hot after all these years, and if it takes a little smoothing, pushing, and pulling to match reality with expectation, that's cool. Because while my head might know the difference, my other one doesn't.
Heidi Klum is featured on the cover of the January 2009 issue of GQ Italy, and while she looks good, thanks vey much to the Photoshopping efforts of the editors, it's been a while since her hay-day. And just to point it out, we've also got Heidi's 2003 photoshoot from GQ Italy, including a ton of awesome outtakes. In fact, the outtakes are even better than the photos that made it into the magazine, but that's often the case. Oh, and back in 2003 we got a whole bunch of Heidi Klum topless pictures...
2009:
2003:
2003 Outtakes (more after the jump):
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Last week we brought you over 200 pictures from the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show, and today we've got the videos from last nights broadcast. That's right, forget about working for the rest of the day, sit back, relax, and watch the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show, starring all of your favourites, including Heidi Klum, Adriana Lima, Marisa Miller, Miranda Kerr, Alessandra Ambrosio, Karolina Kurkova, Doutzen Kroes, and many more. And if your boss asks you what you're doing, just tell him it's research. That works every time.
Watch the Videos:
Victorias Secret Fashion Show 2008 Video - Part 1
Victorias Secret Fashion Show 2008 Video - Part 2
Victorias Secret Fashion Show 2008 Video - Part 3
Victorias Secret Fashion Show 2008 Video - Part 4
Victorias Secret Fashion Show 2008 Video - Part 5
No, you haven't died and gone to heaven, and these aren't 70 virgins (excpet for Adriana Lima, except not really). But they are 25 Angels, Vctoria's Secret Angels, that is. And like how I imagine heaven, they're all wearing sexy white bikinis (Actually, in my version of heaven, they're wearing a lot less). Included in the gang are all the regulars: Adriana Lima, Heidi Klum, Marisa Miller, Alessandra Ambrosio, Miranda Kerr, Doutzen Kroes, Izabel Goulart, Selita Ebanks, Angela Lindvall, and many, many more. It's more hotness than you can shake your stick at, but I'm sure you'll have a lot of fun trying.
And of course, there are lots more Victoria's Secret Supermodel bikini pictures after the jump.
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You've just got to love Victoria's Secret, don't you? I mean, who else is bringing you Heidi Klum, Marisa Miller and Miranda Kerr in their underwear? Well, okay, we did just see Heidi Klum in her underwear playing Guitar Hero yesterday, and Marisa and Miranda pretty much spend all their time half naked, but we still really like it when they do it for Victoria's Secret. Besides, when else do you get to see Supermodels dressed up like giant, sex insects. You know that turns you on, you sick perv.
Link: Heidi Klum, Marisa Miller, and Miranda Kerr Are Fit For Lingerie
If you haven't already discovered the awesomeness that is Guitar Hero, maybe this video of Heidi Klum in her underwear, jiggling around playing Guitar Hero World Tour will get you interested. This is the Director's Cut of the regular commercial which features Heidi in a take-off of the famous dancing scene from Risky Business. Thankfully, there's no Tom Cruise in this one, and did I mention that Heidi Klum really jiggles around in her underwear?
Watch the Videos:
Heidi Klum Underwear Video for Guitar Hero World Tour - Director's Cut
Heidi Klum Guitar Hero World Tour Commercial
Lots more sexy screen-caps of Heidi Klum in her underwear after the jump.
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Link: Heidi Klum Strips to Her Underwear for Guitar Hero World Tour
The 60th Annual Emmy Awards were held last night, and I totally forgot they were on. Of course, I'm pretty damn sure I didn't miss anything. If you've seen one award show, you've seen them all, and been bored every time. Still, that doesn't mean I would neglect to post all the celebrities in their fancy dresses.
In attendence were all the regular TV hotties, but my personal favourites were Hayden Panettiere, Evangeline Lilly, Heidi Klum, January Jones, the mega-booblicious Christina Hendricks, a possibly augmented Julie Benz, an out-of-place, but still really cute Lauren Conrad, and the newly-MILF-tastic Kathleen Robertson, and her even awesomer then usual cleavage.
You'll find the full set of over 200 pictures, and lots more celebs, after the jump.
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Jessica Biel Nude Pictures from Powder Blue!!!
Bar Refaeli: 2009 Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue Cover Model
Halle Berry Nipple Slip - Make That Breast Slip Pictures!
Victoria's Secret Fashion Show Pictures
Victoria's Secret Bikini Pictures
Audrina Patridge Bikini Pictures
Sexiest.Megan Fox Bikini Pictures. Ever.
Hayden Panettiere Nipple Slip Bikini Pictures
Bar Refaeli Bikini Pictures are WOW!
Vanessa Hudgens Bikini Pictures: Zac and Vanessa Go Motorboating!
Audrina Patridge Bikini Pictures
Lindsay Lohan Nude and Topless Pictures!!!
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