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Jessie J in a See-Through Dress and Other Fine Things to Ogle

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Oh, nevermind, Halle Berry. (HuffPo)

There's more to love with these girls. (FoxNews)

Megan Fox new movie. (GossipCenter)

Mayra Suarez very hot in very little clothes. (Popoholic)

Francesca Frigo in a pink, string bikini. (TMZ)

Jessie J in a completely see-through dress. (Celebuzz)

This hottie's a lotta bit country. (TheChive)

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REVEALED: Mr. Skin’s Top 100 Nude Celebs of All Time

 
November 1, 2011 @ 8:32 am

CLICK TO SEE THE TOP 10 IN THE FLESH

History was made today when Mr. Skin, the purveyor of all things skinematic, revealed his first ever Top 100 Nude Celebs of All Time, following an intense period of nomination, evaluation, and reader input (and thanks to numerous Egotastic! readers for casting your votes).

The results are in and the Top 10 Nude Celebs of All Time are:

  1. Angelina Jolie
  2. Alyssa Milano
  3. Halle Berry
  4. Pamela Anderson
  5. Helen Mirren
  6. Anne Hathaway
  7. Monica Bellucci
  8. Pam Grier
  9. Marisa Tomei
  10. Penelope Cruz

For the entire list of the Top 100, not to mention their nekkid movie scenes therein, check out Mr. Skin Top 100 Nude Celebs of All Time announcement. In fact, when you're there, try to check out the vast collection of 20,000 actresses and 200,000 pics and videos, for which I'd recommend the discounted annual pass, for slow, savory, visual inspection. Enjoy.

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Halle Berry 45th Birthday Bikini Pictures Show the Cougar Still Has Big Bite

November 1, 2011 @ 8:32 am

Oh, Halle Berry, you have defied age with some mystical combination of voodoo, superior genes, Pilates, and 90210-services, and, well, veteran perfection. Another clear nominee for Top Hot Mama, Halley Berry celebrated her 45th birthday over the weekend with friend in Malibu, all of whom probably could not take their peepers off of the bodacious knockers of this bikini world first ballot Hall of Famer. That body at 45, wow, Halle, just wow. Happy Birthday.

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Halle Berry and Padma Lakshmi Reek of Hotness at the FiFi Awards

November 1, 2011 @ 8:30 am

It literally stinks that I was not invited once again this year to the FiFi Awards, the veritable Oscars of the fragrance industry, or, as it might be more truthfully called, the Celebrities Pimping Stink Awards. Well, I may not have been able to sample the odoriferous delights of rose petal mixed with the sweat of third world slave labor chem factory, but I was able to catch the visual pleasures from afar of some seriously unstanky Hollywood hotties, two of which that stuck out like girls that make your thumbs sore -- Halle Berry and Padma Lakshmi, the sexy exotic breads elements to what could be an awesome Egotastic! meat fantasy sandwich. Both Halle and Padma looked ridiculously hot last night; if only I could have run my nasal passages up and down their frames for complete sensational sensations. Enjoy.

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Battle Cleavage: Christina Milian vs. Halle Berry at the Silver Rose Gala

November 1, 2011 @ 8:29 am

The valleys betwixt boobtastic were on highlight reel levels at the Silver Rose Gala over the weekend where funbaggery was afoot as Christiana Milian entered the juggtacular octagaon to challenge veteran cleavetastic champ, Halle Berry, to a formal wear flashing contest of milky proportions. Both MILFs brought their post nursing twins to bear in their lower cut frocks, providing some epic ogling opportunities for the males in attendance. As always, there were no losers, only winners, though sadly arms were never fully raised in triumph. Enjoy.

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Halle Berry Flashes Boobtastic Bikini Body

November 1, 2011 @ 8:29 am

I'm not sure what Halle Berry is up to these days. I mean, she dates models, she shops, she goes to the beach, and, well, the only real matter of importance -- she flashes her continuing hot body for the benefit of all man-kind. I can almost feel the virtual neck pains imagining how hard I'd crank my neck at the beach if Halle walked by in a cleavage baring bikini top. Oh, sure, she's been seen in less, but for a cloudy Malibu day, this is a bit of bosom-based sunshine that could brighten up any man's day. So, Halle, whatever it is you're doing or not doing these days, just keep doing it in that tiny bikini top and we will support you, even as we undress you with our mind's eye. Enjoy.

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Halle Berry and Sofia Vergara Lead List of Hotties at the NAACP Image Awards

November 1, 2011 @ 8:29 am

The 42nd annual NAACP Image awards brought out some celebrity hotties to the red carpet this weekend, and, while some people would say that racially or ethnically inspired award shows ought go the way of the dodo bird, I say, any reason to line up a series of sextastic actresses in cleavage-revealing dresses and parade them in front of cameras -- well, call me old-fashioned, but this is a tradition requiring continuity. In addition to noteworthy hot bodies Halle Berry and Sofia Vegara, a couple other ogle worthy decked out celebs included Kerry Washington and Victoria Justice, who should be a mandatory invitee to any and all award shows these days. Enjoy.

Photo credit: Splash News

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