Egotastic
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Look out, Halle Berry! – TMZ |
 Madonna gets pissed at M.I.A. – Huffington Post | |
| Khloe Kardashian leggy day in NYC. – Gossip Center | |
| Vanessa Hudgens is sexy in black. – Celebuzz | |
| Can't get enough Lana Del Rey. – Idolator | |
| Hot chicks working the pole. – The Chive |
Gwyneth Paltrow Doesn’t Really Like Children
Well, it's time to make more Gwyneth Paltrow baby name jokes. According to Page Six, Gwyneth is going to name her new son Mortimer, after Steven Spielberg. Naturally.
Considering the source, couldn't she have been a little bit joking? I mean, Mortimer? That's, well, um, wrong. That's not nice. She's obviously determined to ruin the lives of her children. Or perhaps she's just trying to keep them humble. What better way to keep your rich kid's ego in check than by having all the other kids on the playground relentlessly making fun of them, I say.
And even though you've probably seen them before, here are those pictures of Gwyneth Paltrow pregnant in a bikini.