Gwen Stefani

Gwen Stefani Bikini Top Pictures Show A MILF Still Very Much in Contention

November 1, 2011 @ 8:33 am

While watching the MTV VMA non-musical shlock-fest, I am reminded that there are actually a small few pop music artists with actual talent, and, when one of these rare breed struts about in a bikini top looking all MILFtastic, well then it's time to share.

Gwen Stefani took to the beaches of Malibu to show that she maintains her toned stage-physique, even if she has taken mucho time off from touring these past several years of motherhood. Still, I can't shake myself from memories of Gwen and her No Doubt prancing and dancing about and sexually charged lyrics. She's the kind of mom I always wanted to have (over and over again). Enjoy.

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Gwen Stefani Plays See-Through Thong Song for Holiday Magic

November 1, 2011 @ 8:30 am

Gwen Stefani may be settled down these days with the two or twenty kids she has with the dude from Bush, but she hasn't completely lost her edge, flashing her bare butt cheeks and thong through a see-through skirt this holiday weekend at one of California's finer beach front recreational areas. You've got to have a little punk left in you to wear black leather and a cheek-flashing skirt when supervising the little ones at play; so we do hope that when Gwen launches her new album and music tour, she will be back in some level of full-sextastic force on stage and in some of her more sensually-charged music videos. We do miss her and that tight bottomside something fierce. Enjoy.

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Cannes Winds Up In A Giant Hottie Party Featuring Alessandra Ambrosio, Irina Shayk, and Bar Refaeli

November 1, 2011 @ 8:30 am

It's been a long, hotness week at Cannes. Next year, I swear, I'm going in person, even if I have to sleep on the public beach again.  Sexy actress rubbing elbows and bare backs with ridiculously hot models and a bunch of rich dudes with yachts and dark tans. It's all there. And the big windup came last night at the amfAR Gala where the best of the hottest came together in a giant flaming visual orgy of decked-out sextastic that included Alessandra Ambrosio, Irina Shayk, Bar Refaeli, Doutzen Kroes, Elisabetta Canalis, Gwen Stefani, Michelle Rodriguez, Rosario Dawson, Mischa Barton, and Mila Jovovich.  Oh, yeah, Courtney Love was also there falling out of her top, so we thought that at least made her worth a couple ogles or two. Can you imagine how badly your neck would hurt after hanging out at a hottie hullabaloo like this? Enjoy.

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Gwen Stefani Fires Up the MILF Bikini Top Hotness

November 1, 2011 @ 8:30 am

Petite little rocker chick top? Check.

MILFtastic bikini body flashed in the Riviera? Check.

A few nice rearview shots for the gentleman oglers who like a little back? Check.

Bless you, Gwen Stefani for covering off the bikini top flashing handbook such that we may enjoy some summer sights of your taut tummy and streamlined little MILFy singer/dancer body. Word is that No Doubt is back to work on a new album; one can only hope Gwen will be flashing her finely tuned shape in concert and in music videos once more. She's still quite the boat floater. Enjoy.

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Gwen Stefani Still Rock Steady Hot

November 1, 2011 @ 8:29 am

My lust affair with Gwen Stefani goes back to some drunken co-ed evenings, a couple No Doubt CDs, and some home videos that I pray have not fallen into the hands of the likes of Vanessa Hudgens so-called besties. I swear that Gwen Stefani has not aged a day since those days; while, I have matured well past the days of pretending I love pop music for the sake of getting laid (which, coincidentally, didn't work all that well and usually resulted in me feeling broke and humiliated with a $35 concert t-shirt from an event I was too ashamed to admit I attended). Word is, Gwen Stefani and No Doubt are recording again, in studio, and when that puppy comes out, I'm expecting a full-on tour with Gwen in itty bitty outfits flashing her MILF body on stage. And I'll probably be out there somewhere. Old habits die hard when they involve Stefani-level hotties. Enjoy.

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ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS: Gwen Stefani Rocker Chic

November 1, 2011 @ 8:27 am

Dear Santa,

Amidst all this purely corporate pop Disney divatutde we must endure throughout the year to catch barely legal wardrobe malfunctions and salvian cellphone camera gotcha moments, this Christmas I'd like a little counterculture, rebel edge to my sexy singer present. I'd like a little Gwen Stefani, as seen in this Mark Squires photoshoot. Surely a reduced presence in the past year as she cares to her brood, but one who stirs the rocker chic (and rocker chick) longings in my loins nevertheless. Forget I even asked for World Peace this year, Santa, and please bring me Gwen Stefani for maybe the seventh through ninth days of Christmas please.

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Gwen Stefani vs. Rihanna in Battle of Pop Star Hotness

November 1, 2011 @ 8:25 am

Gwen Stefani is somewhere on my all-time list of pop star hotties and Rihanna is most definitely on my my short list for next-gen super sexy divas, so when I saw these two super hot singers in pictures this morning, I thought it might be ripe for a head to head battle of amazingness. Gwen Stefani has been showcasing her tight body and glamorous look for over a decade now, while Rihanna really still can't sing, but, she's got a booty and body that ranks right up there with the best of Egotastic! (Not to mention flashing those braless boobs beneath a nearly see-through tops, big bonus points for Rihanna!).

Who takes the prize?

Photo credit: GSi media / INF Photo / Splash News

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