Here's Fergie topless, holding her breasts in the new issue of Allure magazine, and for once, she doesn't look like a full-on tranny. Actually she does, but I just don't seem to mind this time. Maybe it's all the Photoshop, or the soft lighting, but she actually looks like a woman in these pictures. A hot woman. A hot topless woman holding her breasts. So, overall, B+.
Well, here's something unexpected: These Fergie bikini pictures are actually... Not bad. I mean, she actually looks like a woman (from the neck down). I'm sure her gender reassignment surgeon must be proud. Okay, okay. It's an old joke. No, Fergie is not a man (at least not anymore). But she is a butterface. And you can't say anything that will make me think different.
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The Metropolitan Museum of Art held it's annual Costume Institute Gala, which is on par with the Academy Awards in terms of the number of beautiful women in sex dresses. My favourites this time out include Blake Livley (the busty gossip girl), Gisele Bundchen (so sexy), Hilary Duff (who keeps getting hotter), Kate Mara (my favourite redhead), Michelle Trachtenberg (whose nipples were saved by some golden pasties), Sarah Silverman (as cleavagey as ever), and Taylor Swift (who just might be the most beautiful girl in the world). Of course, there are many more lovely ladies, as you can see, and well over 150 more pictures after the jump.
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Well, if you weren't too weirded out by yesterday's Fergie bikini pictures, you might enjoy these new Fergie bikini pictures. Although, in this set, Fergie's face is looking way worse than before, so any attractive properties her body nmay hold won't last long. That being said, you really have to appreciate how hot that body is to even momentarily make you forget about just how fugly Fergie actually is.
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I really hate to admit it, but these Fergie bikini pictures are pretty hot. Yes, Fergie looks like a man from the neck up, and sure, her breasts have that bloted-on look, but overall, I'm not throwing up at the sight of her, and that's something. Also, Fergie's ass is pretty nice.
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Another year, another Grammy Awards show, and another three hours wasted. Once again Kanye talks out of his ass, a bunch of people you don't care about read canned scripts (poorly) off a telepromter, and your favourite bands and singers are so far removed from anyone voting for the Grammys, that you don't even know why you bothered to watch. At least I don't. When the best part of the show is a jazz musician and a Chinese pianist playing Gershwin's Rhapsody in Blue, that says a lot about the music industry these days (not that there's anything wrong with Gershwin).
But you didn't come to here me bitch about another lame award show. Or did you? No, you came to see what all the ladies were wearing, and that's one thing Egotastic! can provide. Alicia Keys, Beyonce, Rihanna, Fergie, Carrie Underwood, my new favourite super-cutie, Taylor Swift, and more were in attendance, so hit the link below for the full gallery.
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Now, you might be getting sick of all the celebrity bikini pictures by now, but New Year's Bikini Week is a tradition her at Egotastic!, and, well, a lot of people really like it. In fact, we had over 2 Million pageviews yesterday. That's a lot. Anyway, for those of you who are still along for the ride, here are some Fergie bikini pictures.
I could go into how Fergie has a hot body, but a man face, but it's all been said before. At any rate, her sunglasses are so big, you can barely see her face anyway, plus, there's a couple other girls in bikinis too, so it just about evens out.
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Notice anything weird with this picture of Fergie on the cover of Blender magazine? No? Look closer. Look at her face. Kinda looks like it's been pasted onto that body, doesn't it? Yeah, that's what we call a really bad Photoshop job. You can also tell these pictures have been heavily photoshopped because Fergie looks almost like a woman.
In case you were wondering, Fergie is Blender's Woman of the Year for 2007, but again, I think they use the term "woman" loosely.
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Can someone please explain to me how it is that Fergie actually looks good in the new issue of Allure magazine? I mean, I know she's been heavily Photoshopped in this shoot, but did they Photoshop her penis out, too? All I know is these pictures of Fergie in a bikini are not making me throw up, and I'm really confused.
Considering that the American Music Awards are the least importnant award show around (not that any award shows are actually important at all), I was rather impressed with this year's turnout of A-List hotties who were there. Avril Lavigne, Alicia Keys, Rihanna, Carrie Underwood, Vanessa Hudgens and Ashley Tisdale are just a few of the lovely ladies who showed up, and they were all looking mighty fine. Also in attendence were Beyonce and her boobs.
There are many more pictures after the jump, and with over 100 pictures in all, there's plenty to keep you occupied while you start off another boring week at work. Don't worry, you don't need to thank me.
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