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Look out, Halle Berry! – TMZ |
Madonna gets pissed at M.I.A. – Huffington Post | |
Khloe Kardashian leggy day in NYC. – Gossip Center | |
Vanessa Hudgens is sexy in black. – Celebuzz | |
Can't get enough Lana Del Rey. – Idolator | |
Hot chicks working the pole. – The Chive |
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Eva Longoria got Engaged
In case you were wondering, though I'm sure you weren't, Eva Longoria is now engaged to her basketball-playing boyfriend, Tony Parker. According to People the couple who last I knew had split up, are now destined for a lovely 7 to 22 months of wedded celebrity bliss.
Now, for those of you who aren't fluent in the particular style of Crazy-Talk they speak in Hollywood, "forever" actually has several meanings. 1) "Until something better comes along." 2) "Until my publicist says a break up scandal will be good for my career." 3) "Until I make it past the specified date in the Pre-nup." 4) "Until I have a new movie coming out." (similar to #2) 5) "Until it's okay to come out of the closet."
As you can see, it's not easy to know exactly what "forever" means, but it rarely, if ever, means forever.
More Eva Longoria pics after the jump.