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Jillian Michaels becomes an instant member of lesbionic MILF club. – Fox News |
 Jenna Malone all kinds of leggy in a very short skirt. – Huffington Post | |
| Demi Lovato brings the sexy to a racy photo shoot. – Idolator | |
| Kelly Rowland shows off her super toned body. – Gossip On This | |
| 60 sexy American athletes to keep eye on during the Olympics. – COED Magazine | |
| A hot business major who I wouldn't mind giving the business to. – College Humor |
Elle Macpherson Bikini Pictures Prove That Elle Macpherson Will Be Hot Forever
I've been in lust with Elle Macpherson since the days before my balls even dropped. Like an inborn sense of passion for the statuesque hall-of-fame swimsuit model. Her 'down under' is a place I have visited many times in the dark recesses of what remains of the sober portions of my mind. I know she spends most of her time these days hawking her sweat shop products d'jour, but when I see Elle Macpherson bikini pictures, even but a glimpse aboard her yacht in Sydney Harbor, well, I became that child again secreting the SI magazine betwixt the mattress and the fake box spring in my bedroom lest my parents find out I'm ogling the hotties at far too early an age and send me back to Dr. F.P. Singer, the child psychologist who once asked me the stupidest question ever uttered, 'Why do you think you like attractive women so much?' Elle Macpherson has some kind of magical power where she may just look great in a bikini forever. Enjoy.
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