Elisha Cuthbert

Elisha Cuthbert Pictures in Flare Magazine a Sight for Sore Eyes

November 1, 2011 @ 8:31 am

She'll always be The Girl Next Door to me (and, oh, if only she were the girl next door instead of Rita the Mole, the woman who steals my newspapers and then lies about it, I know what you're up to, Rita). Elisha Cuthbert should hold a near and dear place in your heart, whether from TGND or 24, this blonde hottie has the special power of making men weak in the knees, even in super innocent pictorials like this spread for Flare magazine. She's just got that thing that make you tingly in your special parts; that certain feeling that inspires a passion that leads to an action that keeps this blessed species alive. Go with it. Enjoy.

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Reader Finds: Izabel Goulart Wet and Hot, Cinthia Fernadez Topless Apple Bites, Cameron Diaz Mystery Dancing, and Teresa Palmer Nekkid Restraints (VIDEO)

 
November 1, 2011 @ 8:29 am

Whoa, Nelly. As in Egotastic! reader 'Nelly G.' who found these Sports Illustrated outtakes of the amazingly sexy and boobtastic Izabel Goulart in something you might call a bikini or swimsuit or just almost see-through perfection. Oh, Izabel, how you make me want to mispronounce your last name over and over again in our sacred boudoir of making the love.

Muchos muchos gracias to Egotastic! superfan 'Juni R.' for reacquainting us with Argentinean naughty reality TV star Cinthia Fernandez (a.k.a. Abby Diaz) who apparently hates clothing and loves to be exposed. Who's going to argue with that philosophy?

We have no idea where this odd Cameron Diaz dancing in a thin white top clip comes from, neither did EgoFan 'Swizzle' who nevertheless had the foresight to share this motion picture of A-Rod's current five-times a day squeeze and see if anyone out there could figure it out.

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Elisha Cuthbert Bikini Pictures Make Quite a Splash

November 1, 2011 @ 8:24 am

These candid Elisha Cuthbert bikini pictures remind us that the only reason to ever hit the pause button during 24 is to freeze-frame on hot Kim Bauer. Okay, so maybe she's not the same slender-bodied girl she was in The Girl Next Door, but, if you like real women, real women in small bikinis, then you can be in my club: the 'I will gladly stare at Elisha Cuthbert in a bikini all day long' club. Welcome new members.

Photo credit: Splash News

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Lindsay Lohan Does Madonna (But Not That Way)

November 1, 2011 @ 8:22 am

Glamour magazine did a photoshoot with a bunch of young stars posing as American Icons, and for the most part, it's pretty good, but probably the standout pictures are of Lindsay Lohan as Madonna. Really, only because they are the only ones with any cleavage, and also, they have Lindsay posing in Madonna's 1984 outfit, when she was actually sexy. They also used a really soft lens, and the pictures are small, so you can't tell that Lindsay is really an anorexic coke whore. So, win win.

The other pictures include Alexis Bledel as Rosie the Riveter, Chanel Iman as Althea Gibson, Hayden Panettiere as Amelia Earhart, Emma Roberts as Audrey Hepburn, Camilla Belle as Mary Tyler Moore, Emma Stone as Carrie Bradshaw, Elisha Cuthbert as Brandi Chastain, America Ferrera as Dolores Huerta, Alicia Keys as First Lady Michelle Obama, Paula Patton as Billie Holiday, and Odette Yustman, Spencer Grammer, & Rumer Willis as The Women of Woodstock.

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Elisha Cuthbert’s Hotness Isn’t That Complex

November 1, 2011 @ 8:22 am

You gotta love Complex magazine. They keep giving us the hotties in sexy photoshoots. We've had Kristen Bell looking crazy hot, Aubrey O'Day sexy and wet, Grace Park topless, and Olivia Munn in a bikini! And now we've got these very sexy pictures of Elisha Cuthbert and her cleavage, which, according to the cover, she doen't actually want you to look at. I guess she's trying to be complex. Haha. Get it? Ugh. Just look at the pictures, will you.


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Elisha Cuthbert is “Sloppy Seconds”

November 1, 2011 @ 8:22 am

Elisha Cuthbert's ex-boyfriend, Sean Avery of the Dallas Stars hockey team has been suspended indefinitely after calling Elisha Cuthert his "sloppy seconds," reports the Toronto Sun. But to be fair, Elisha is currently dating her THIRD NHL player boyfriend, Dion Phaneuf of the Calgary Flames, and before Avery, she dated Mike Komisarek of the Montreal Canadiens.

"I'm really happy to be back in Calgary, I love Canada," a smirking Avery said after yesterday's morning skate.

"I just wanted to comment on how it has become like a common thing in the NHL for guys to fall in love with my sloppy seconds. I don't know what that's about. But, enjoy the game tonight."

So, yeah, Avery's a total douchebag, but is calling Elisha Cuthbert sloppy seconds really something he should be suspended over? Personally, I couldn't give a shit. I haven't watched a hockey game in years. But what the hell is up with Elisha and her hockey player fetish? Pretty soon she'll be onto sloppy fourths.

And speaking of sloppy seconds, here's Elisha Cuthbert in her bikini with aforementioned current boyfriend Dion Phaneuf in Hawaii from back in May. More after the jump.

Photo credit: pacificcoastnewsonline.com
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Elisha Cuthbert, Angie Harmon, Gina Gershon, Kate Hudson and Many More Get Naked, Pinup Style

November 1, 2011 @ 8:22 am

Photographer Timothy White has taken some pretty damn sexy photos for his book Hollywood Pinup. I don't know how he got stars like Elisha Cuthbert, Angie Harmon, Gina Gershon, Jamie Lynn Sigler, and Kate Hudson to pose nude for him, but I assume that not showing any actual nipple was the deciding factor for them. Still, this is one coffee table book that is worth picking up.

Other stars featured in the book include Tea Leoni, Molly Sims, Cindy Crawford, one of the Olsen Twins (I can't tell which), Michelle Trachtenberg, Lauren Graham, Rebecca DeMornay, Salma Hayek, Denise Richards, Felicity Huffman, Jennifer Beals, Jennifer Morisson, Kate Walsh, Susan Sarandon and Vanessa Williams.

You can find the rest of the pinup pictures after the jump.

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