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Kylie and Kendall Jenner in Teen Vogue. (GossipCenter)

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Ciara and Maria Menounos get ready for the Superbowl. (Celebuzz)

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- Elisabetta Canalis and Rihanna battle it out in sextastic bikini war. (FoxNews)

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- Beyonce had some killer looks in her videos this year. (Celebuzz)

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No Fur

Elisabetta Canalis unveils her covered nude PETA ad. (SocialiteLife)

The best of Britney Spears. (Idolator)

Anne Hathaway addresses the Catwoman suit haters. (HuffPo)

Marilyn Monroe sexed up The UK. (FoxNews)

Rihanna home video. (GossipCenter)

Miley Cyrus in a see-through top. (Celebuzz)

Lindsey Vonn is ready to mingle. (GossipCop)

Elisabetta Canalis Flashes the Sexy Italiana Midriff (In Your Face, Clooney)

To hell with public decency, it would be indecent of model hottie and Dancing With the Stars early favorite, Elisabetta Canalis, to not show that taut and tight tummy of hers when running out from the studio to grab a quick sandwich (and, let's be real, she's not eating sandwiches, but perhaps to purchase a leaf or two of Romaine).  The freshly single and de-Clooney'd hottie has been working up a serious sweat the past few weeks, beginning what she's calling her new life, which I can only hope doesn't mean she's already worked her way past the new for a underwhelming, emotionally empty, rebound shtupping, because I do believe this is my best, and only, chance. Enjoy.

Elisabetta Canalis Super Hot, Even Clothed

I'm not sure if seeing how super hot Elisabetta Canalis can look make me more of less jealous of George Clooney for tapping that lust tree like a Vermont syrup farmer until just a month or so ago. In this Cinzia Camela photoshoot, the Italian model turned actress turned Dancing with the Stars contestant shows that she doesn't have to take her clothes off to affect the male ogler in the shape of, well, the maple tree itself. This sextastic model is so hot, I want to cry into the Hugo Boss handkerchief my girlfriend got me right before I found out she was sleeping with the dude at the Hugo Boss store. It's a painful memory, but an amazingly soft handkerchief. Enjoy.

Elisabetta Canalis Goes (Covered) Nekkid In Defense of the Critters

Not sure how many times I've sent PETA an angry letter now reminding their P.R. machine that 'So-and-So Hottie Celebrity' is not really nekkid in their anti-fur campaign if you're blocking all their gloriously fun parts. Nekkid is nekkid. Don't get me wrong, I love fuzzy-haired creatures, and, I super lust the likes of sexy Elisabetta Canalis flashing tons o' skin and sideboob (not to mention sidebutt), but she's not nekkid. Trust me, me and George Clooney know the difference.

So, PETA, keep the foxes and the minks in the scope of your good intentions, but please don't cry 'beaver' unless you really got the goods. Enjoy.

Elisabetta Canalis Flashes Her Finely Tuned Body for a Post-George Comeback

Look, at some point, if you're a hot actress or model, there's about an 89% chance you'll end up in the sack with George Clooney, and 100% chance thereafter that you'll be dumped by Clooney when you bring up the 'M' word. So, lesson learned, Elisabetta Canalis, who seems to have faired well from her recent dumpage, something international supermodels are simply not programmed to handle I suppose, but Elisabetta seems to have been working the weights and fine tuning her already finely tuned body for a post-George rebound, starting with her Dancing With the Stars engagement. Good on you, Elisabetta, now, let's turn this negative into a positive with some nekkid photos perhaps? Enjoy.