Diora Baird

Diora Baird Gets Hot and (Covered) Topless in the Garden

Oh, man, how hot is Diora Baird these days? She's smoking hot. She's Charlie Sheen porn star money hot. She's Lindsay Lohan jewelry hot, although that's a different kind of hot I guess. Diora Baird, one of our truly underrated hotties who I fell in lust with during Wedding Crashers, goes full on sextastic in these sweet gardening pictures from the upcoming edition of Maxim magazine. Now, I've never been known as a green thumb, but if Diora Baird were all kinds of nekkid in my backyard, I might actually start paying attention to the dying shrubs I think I'm supposed to be watering every now and then. Enjoy.

FHM 2011 Calendar Reminds Us of a Past Year of Hotness

As we head toward the end of 2010, the 2011 FHM calendar is a great reminder of some of the hotness from this past year, more specifically, the best of the FHM magazine picture sets from this past season. Leading with this past January photos of the super sexy Rachel Stevens, and picking up lust-speed with the likes or Olivia Munn, Kelly Brook, Audrina Patridge, Diora Baird, Frankie Sandford, Marisa Miller, and Michelle Keegan, well, it's been a wonderful year of sextastic celebrity on the British lads magazine. Really some of my favorite shots of this past year. Now, I'm making myself tear up a bit. This always happens around the holidays for me, just thinking of the amazingly hot women we're all going to see in the coming year, each year just gets better and better. Enjoy.

See more of Rachel Stevens and other cover girls at FHM.com.

Diora Baird, Natasha Alam, and Christian Serratos: FHM Hottie Vamps (VIDEO)

I had this recurring dream during my third year of college; in this frightening nocturnal picture show, I would be laying in bed, unbound but unable to move, while some vampiric beast was sucking the blood from my body until I literally withered lifeless. Every night, for almost three months straight, I had this horrific night vision. One evening, the dream became so intense, I startled awake, and, there, standing next to my bed, holding a freshly drawn pint of my precious AB+, was my broke-ass roommate, Tully Ugoretz. That motherfucker was stealing my blood to sell for weed money!

This new movie and television vampire craze perturbed me greatly until I came upon those wicked hot she-vamps in True Blood and Twilight, who our friends at FHM put together this month in a bloody sextastic photospread, including these Diora Baird, Natasha Alam, and Christian Serratos sexy lingerie pictures. To ask which of these deliciously fanged-babes is the absolute sexiest sucker is a question worthy of a delightful, no-wrong answer type debate. Feel free to engage, and, enjoy.

FHM, bless their hottie-loving hearts, put together a brief promo clip featuring Diora Baird all (covered) nude and having her picture taken.

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Diora Baird Breasts are the Best Thing to Ever Happen to Twitter

So I follow Diora Baird on Twitter because A) she's super hot, and 2) she's super funny. What more could you ask for? Well, you could ask for some pictures of her incredibly huge breasts, and today, you'd get what you asked for. Here's a picture of Diora Baird's breasts, well, cleavage really, that she posted on Twitter earlier, though she has since removed the picture. Thankfully, once you post something online, there's no taking it down. Ever.

Diora Baird Hotness in FHM

Diora Baird, aka the Hottest Woman in the World, is killing it in the June issue of FHM. Of course, it's not hard to make Diora Baird look absolutely fan-fapping-tastic. Add a bikini, some lingerie, and Diora does most of the heavy lifting. And by heavy lifting I mean look at those things! Humunuh Humunuh... Check out more of Diora in this killer photoshoot at FHM.

Diora Baird: Hottest. Star Trek Babe. Ever.

As if you needed any more incentive to be psyched for the new Star Trek movie (minus a douchie young Kirk, all those stupid lens flares, and what will probably be a stupid story, essentially ripping off season 3 of Enterprise, from what I can glean from the trailers), here comes the super hot Diora Baird in her bra and panties to remind you that she is still, by far, the Hottest. Star Trek Babe. Ever. And as if having pictures of Diora in her underwear wasn't enough, she's also all oiled up and shiny. Thanks go out to the wonderful gents at Nuts magazine for fulfilling yet another fantasy.

Note: There's some Diora Baird nude shots in that second pic...

Diora Baird Bikini Golf Photoshoot Outtakes

If these Diora Baird bikini pictures look familiar, that's because they are outtakes from a Diora Baird Maxim photoshoot from two years ago, but we only just found them now. And considering that there is nothing else going on today, and that it's Diora Baird, and she is the most incredible female creature in the universe, I figure you won't mind. If only Golf always looked this good.