Denise Richards

Denise Richards Turns the ‘Wife Beater’ Into Something Hot

November 1, 2011 @ 8:34 am

It's not pick on Charlie Sheen day today on Egotastic!, so let's just stick to a second helping of hot-bodied C.S. ex-wife visuals with some candids of our highly be-lusted 40-year old Denise Richards over the weekend sporting the classic white tank top made so hot by so many women over the years, and still very well carrying it off. I'm not going to say I'm jealous of her recently adopted Hollywood-trendy baby, but I have had my application in with the MILFtastic Denise Richards now for several years, seeking a new home and new bosom upon which to rest my own orphaned desires.

Maybe I'll be next, and there is time, as Denise shows no signs of slowing down on the hot mom charts. Enjoy.

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Denise Richards Keeping Her MILFy Ways, But Maybe Losing Her Mind

November 1, 2011 @ 8:33 am

The soon-to-turn-40 sextastic MILF, Denise Richards was showing just how hot a mom can look in shorts in Santa Monica yesterday, even amid distressing reports that she was going to move her and her two kids, well, three now actually that she just did the Hollywood actress adoption thing, move the whole gang into the gated community where Charlie Sheen resides. Now, correct me if i'm wrong, but those gates are there for a reason. No, not to keep the riff-raff out, to keep crazy-ass-King-crack-a-lot behind bars where he can't chase his womenfolk around the kitchen table with knives or have guns fire off accidentally when he drops trou. Oh, Denise, think with your hotness for a moment. Find a place far away; this is why Skype was invented, to stay connected with dangerous relatives. Stay safe. And, enjoy.

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Denise Richards Pimping Her Tome and Looking MILFtastic

November 1, 2011 @ 8:32 am

I love it when a good Hollywood memoir comes together.

The first thing to know about these 'tell-all' books from Tinsel Town is that they never tall-all. Never. The second thing to know is that they are never written by the celebrities themselves. I think it's mostly a couple Peruvian dudes locked in basement somewhere on Santa Monica Blvd. being lashed by ever-enraged  and epically shrill P.R. agents demanding cute and cuddly 'real' moments dotted by occasional 'shocking reveals'. Hence, what you probably won't find in this book is the real reason the sextastic Denise Richards married Charlie Sheen in the first place. What you will find are likely heart-warming stories about blinded romance and affection and melancholy familial vignettes which might explain why Denise was the only romantic companion Charlie Sheen never tried to assault in a drug-induced rage . Still, women will purchase this book, peruse, and sigh as they marvel at the modern mom that is Denise Richards.

That all being said, let's absolutely not miss the most important aspect of Denise Richards' pimpalicious book tour -- this 4o-year old is still raging hot. Hot mama. Hot cougar. Hot like the woman next door who asks you to bring in the groceries with a leering smile that will make your gonadial onions cry. Yep, Denise Richards remains awesome. not for the generically penned memoir Pablum, but for her sextastic, it's always been the sextastic. Enjoy.

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QUICKIE: Denise Richards All Kinds of Malibu Hawt

November 1, 2011 @ 8:31 am

Denise Richards in Malibu Wearing a Sexy Cut-Out Swimsuit
Want to know about 'winning'? It's Denise Richards looking uber-hot at 40 in this capture candid from a photoshoot with Denise in a cut-out swimsuit this weekend. MILFtastic hotness, nothing finer and Charlie's forever loss. Enjoy.

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Charlie Sheen Booed; Denise Richards Bikini Pictures Deserve Applause

November 1, 2011 @ 8:29 am

Rough opening night apparently for Charlie Sheen on his 'I Smoke Crack' stage show in Detroit, booed to bits; I'm not exactly sure what the ticket-buying audience thought they'd get out of Too Drunk to Fuck Chuck for 90-minutes, but, then again, I did once pay cash money to see Chumbawumba in concert and after Tubthumper, the set got a wee bit slow. Meanwhile, anything but slow or boo-worthy was ex-wife Denise Richards flashing her extreme MILF bikini madness body in the Bahamas. A little 'woulda shoulda coulda' in Charlie's face with her still super hot bikini body and delightfully delicious boobtastic. Denise Richards is the only girl Charlie never got arrested for assaulting; you simply never forget that special one. Enjoy.

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Denise Richards Shows Why She’s the Charlie Girl Who Got Away

November 1, 2011 @ 8:29 am

Considering Charlie Sheen never tried to directly draw tigers blood from Denise Richards like he has his other significant others, I can only assume it was true love. I guess Denise didn't see it the same way. Sometimes, winning is just knowing when to get out. Still, seeing how hot Denise Richards remains after nearly fifteen years in the celebrity hotness spotlight and hitting her 40th birthday can only serve to remind Charlie what he let slip away. Sure, young goddesses are nothing to sneeze at (especially in a cocaine filled room), but is there anything better than the attention of a hot veteran MILF? Enjoy.

Photo credit: GSi media

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Camila Alves, Denise Richards, and Audrina Patridge Don the Red Dresses For Charity

November 1, 2011 @ 8:28 am

It's not often we get two sightings in the same day of three celebrity hotties in form-fitting red dresses, but, well, I will gladly take it. A whole gaggle of fine looking celebs donned the crimson frocks on behalf of the mighty worthy Heart Truth Campaign and raised money for charity, while raising the sextastic bar as well. My personal favorites: Camila Alves, Denise Richards, and Audrina Patridge. Nothing wrong with that trio. Nothing wrong at all. Enjoy.

Photo credit: Splash News

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