The Danielle Staub Sex Tape Is As Hot As Catching Grandma In the Shower

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In all my years with Egotastic!, I've perhaps not spent a more difficult hour than reviewing the Danielle Staub sex tape. Honestly, it was four minutes of review and fifty-six minutes of cleaning my eyes with bleach (which, by the way, I don't recommend). Danielle Staub is the haggard member, okay, most haggard member of the Real Housewives of New Jersey TV show on Bravo. The story goes, she filmed herself getting naked and catty with some poor bastard and now Hustler is releasing the footage as a celebrity sex tape because apparently their Beaver Hunt section rejected Ms. Staub's vagina when it was properly lit. This sex tape makes me want to give the Kendra Wilkinson sex tape even better reviews, just by comparison. Ouch, but, enjoy the screencaps.

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