Claudia Schiffer

READER FINDS: Claudia Schiffer Bikini, Selena Gomez Self-Pic, Ali Larter Topless, Jacinta Rokich Nekkid, Imogen Thomas Upskirt, And Much More

 
November 4, 2011 @ 8:55 am
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We've reached the end of the week, we made it, we survived, and my personal treat, other than paying my overdue rent money so I can get back into my castle, is to sift through the steaming pile of awesome you readers leave us each and every week like a deuce made of gold. It's always random, and always much appreciated.

This weeks Reader Finds includes Claudia Schiffer hot enough to make you wonder why her husband knocked up January Jones behind her back, Ali Larter topless, we think, Jacinta Rokich who we just met this past week, but now nekkid, the ever bouncy fun Imogen Thomas flashing her panties, Molly Ephraim, a true newcomer to these parts, Olivia Wilde looking sassy and asstastic, Selena Gomez never ever disappointing, in fact, she's in here twice, and Shannan Click, model extraordinaire, flashing some serious skin.

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READER FINDS: Claudia Schiffer Bikini, Selena Gomez Self-Pic, Ali Larter Topless, Jacinta Rokich Nekkid, Imogen Thomas Upskirt, And Much More

 
November 4, 2011 @ 8:55 am

We've reached the end of the week, we made it, we survived, and my personal treat, other than paying my overdue rent money so I can get back into my castle, is to sift through the steaming pile of awesome you readers leave us each and every week like a deuce made of gold. It's always random, and always much appreciated.

This weeks Reader Finds includes Claudia Schiffer hot enough to make you wonder why her husband knocked up January Jones behind her back, Ali Larter topless, we think, Jacinta Rokich who we just met this past week, but now nekkid, the ever bouncy fun Imogen Thomas flashing her panties, Molly Ephraim, a true newcomer to these parts, Olivia Wilde looking sassy and asstastic, Selena Gomez never ever disappointing, in fact, she's in here twice, and Shannan Click, model extraordinaire, flashing some serious skin.

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Claudia Schiffer Gets All German Kink for Vogue

November 1, 2011 @ 8:32 am

What to do when your husband (purportedly) knocks up January Jones while filming X-Men? But of course, you pose all kinky in Vogue in the Motherland and show some stern resolve. A win-win situation as far as I'm concerned. Claudia Schiffer is a veteran hottie who when you throw a hard stick or riding crop into her hands, suddenly becomes a dominatrix of some distinction. I'm not saying I hope Claudia's husband knocks up more young Hollywood starlets so that she does even kinkier photos, but, when life gives you lemons, if you're Claudia Schiffer, you squeeze them into the cuts of your Submissive until he screams with delight. Enjoy.

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Claudia Schiffer Deserves Plenty More Bazaar Lust

November 1, 2011 @ 8:31 am

Well, Hollywood rumor has it that Claudia Schiffer dear old husband, Matthew Vaughn, might be the bio-donor to the January Jones baby currently in progress, and we can hardly blame anybody for at least imagining being on the giving end of that creative process, still, I'd be hard pressed to ever have the wandering eye when Claudia Schiffer was around the humble abode changing in and out of her skivvies daily. Oh, I'm sure there's more to the story here than just a primeval attraction of the sextastic kind, still, I give less leeway to dudes who stray far from their ridiculously hot supermodel ladies. They're sort of into the grass is greener business while most of us would just kill for a chance to mow the lawn.

Claudia Schiffer may no longer be the tutto di tutti hottie supermodel as in her prime, but as seen in these pictures from the current edition of Harper's Bazaar, the sexy model still has plenty of lust-inducing fuel left in the tank. Enjoy.

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Olivia Munn Leads List of Well-Heeled Hotties at the Metropolitan Opera

November 1, 2011 @ 8:29 am

Are you one of those guys who has a girlfriend who insists on doing these culturally significant dress-up events every now and then? You know what I'm talking about. Museums, art galleries, or watching some dude with a funky beard from Bulgaria playing classical guitar while you imagine how the event would be a bazillion times better if Angus Young arrived with his black Gibson SG and cranked on a little T.N.T. and then you accidentally fall half-asleep and drop your cucumber sandwich and your girlfriend elbows you in the side of your ill-fitting suit and gives you an evil look. Don't you hate when that happens?

At last night's Metropolitan Opera event, I think even I could have stayed awake given the celebrity hottie power on display, all decked out in their frocks and fineries, ready to elbow their boyfriends in the side. Former geek girl turned TV star Olivia Munn led the pack for me in terms of elegant sextastic. Oh, sure, the undressing remains the best part, but something to be said for a lady who can dominate the diamond and caviar circuit as well. Additional ogle-worthy babes included Emmy Rossum aka Emmy Awesome, underrated hottie, Rebecca Hall, veteran model, Claudia Schiffer, and Brazilian born super model, Racquel Zimmermann. Enjoy.

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The Friday Four: Must See Pictures of Claudia Schiffer, Elle Macpherson, Christina Hendricks, Ana Beatriz Barros, and Daisy Watts

 
November 1, 2011 @ 8:28 am

Imagine the hot mom wood factor at the school where Elle Macpherson drops her kid off, then Claudia Schiffer drops her kid off, then the two moms spot each other, smile, and start kissing. I don't know about you, but if it's me ogling this, back in grade school, I'm probably in the nurse's office the rest of the day with an ice pack to my scholastic region.

Say what you will about Christina Hendricks 'losing it', okay, nobody's really said this, but she is pushing the boundaries on curvaceousness around the tummy and asstastic, still, you can not take away her tremendous bosom, on display here in Paris for a Mad Men honorific. A rack is a rack is a rack in fact -- Dr. Seuss.

Whenever we do lots of coverage of Victoria's Secret angels, I always get a little wistful for former angels, such as ridiculously hot Ana Beatriz Barros, who, thankfully, graces the pages of the March edition of Elle magazine, giving us a glimpse into her hot-bodied hotness. I can't wait for my Elle to arrive (meaning, I can't wait to 'borrow' it from my girlfriend's hair salon waiting area when picking her up.)

Welcome boobtastic sensation Daisy Watts to the Egotastic! family of fun and sexy celebrity games. And, thanks to Nuts magazine, and their Sex Edition, we should be seeing much more of the topless and hot Daisy Watts in the very near future. This is what we scientists like to call effin' awesome news.

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Claudia Schiffer Does the MILFy School Dropoff

November 1, 2011 @ 8:27 am

Mrs. Tinker. She was Johannes Tinker's mom. Fourth grade. They were from parts abroad, nobody knew precisely where, but she was the world's hottest mom in the eyes of every little boy in our school. We boys fought over the best spots from which to watch her drop Johannes off in his red pants each morning at school. I'm pretty sure Mrs. Tinker was personally responsible for causing at least half of the young men in school's balls to descend that year; a real public service for which she'll never be properly thanked.

I fondly recall Mrs. Tinker as I look at pictures of the consistently MILFtastic Claudia Schiffer and wonder how many boys are suffering whiplash at school when she strolls by each morning and afternoon for dropoff and pickup. Oh, those cold winter mornings when the hot Mrs. Schiffer pokes proudly toward warmer Southern climates. I can only imagine how many schoolboys are going to owe her a debt of silent gratitude someday. Enjoy.

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