Christina Augilera Nude. As In Completely Naked

03:18 AM, Filed under: Home \ Celebrities \ Christina Aguilera

I have no idea where this Christina Aguilera nude picture came from, or how old it is, but I know I've never seen it before, and that makes it new to me. Also, I don't think I should really need a reason to post pictures of Christina Aguilera naked. I believe the picture was taken by David Lachapelle, but other than that, I'm at a loss. Not that it matters. You know she's naked, right?

Update: So this picture is from the September 2004 issue of Interview magazine, and also features Pamela Anderson. Now, some people are saying Christina Aguilera's nipples have been photoshopped into the image, but I'm not sure that's the case. First, Interview is a notoriously hard magazine to scan, because of the paper quality. Second, the full image is rather low-res, and if indeed the cropped version is from a different scan, at higher resolution, it could well be legit. But I'll let you decide for yourself.

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Christina Aguilera's Breasts Are Scaring Me

02:15 AM, Filed under: Home \ Celebrities \ Christina Aguilera

Okay, Christina Aguilera really needs to put her breasts away. Things are starting to get out hand. Of course, it's not just Christina's breasts that are scaring me, but I'd just rather not evern think about her scary clown face, if that's okay with you. From the veins to the really gross folds around her exploding implants, Xtina is looking worse than ever, and I didn't that was even possible.

But there is an upside to her fake boobs. From the looks of it, those things aren't just filled with milk, silicone and saline. Pop the tap and you've got your choice of Coke, Diet Coke, Sprite, Orange Crush, and Nestea. And I think the beer on tap is Miller Light. All drinks are obviously Large.

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Christina Aguilera Need to Put Her Boobs Away

11:25 AM, Filed under: Home \ Celebrities \ Christina Aguilera

Christina Aguilera has been walking around all week with her giant boobs out. I didn't post anything about it because, well, we've seen it before, and the dresses she was wearing were giving me seizures. Today, however, Christina Aguilera's breasts are on display even more, and her dress won't make you blind, so I thought I'd share. Just be careful. I'm pretty sure you could put an eye out with those things.

More of Christina Aguilera's crazy huge boobs after the jump.

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Christina Aguilera Milks Her Breasts for All Their Worth

11:01 AM, Filed under: Home \ Celebrities \ Christina Aguilera

Pardon the pun in the title, but ever since Christina Aguilera's breasts apparently trippled in size, she's been showing them off every chance she gets. And while I'm not one to look a gift boob in the mouth (what?), I have to say that Christina Aguilera's ginormous boobs are starting to creep me out. I don't know what it is. Maybe the thought that all there is in there is milk and silicon, but it's just weird. Time to zip up, X-Tina.

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Christina Aguilera's Breasts Visit Ellen

09:47 AM, Filed under: Home \ Celebrities \ Christina Aguilera

You may think I've become obsessed with Christina Aguilera's breasts, but she's the one who keeps showing them off. Not only that, but the immediate first topic of conversation on the Ellen Show was the size of Christina Aguilera's breasts. Granted, that might be because of Ellen DeGeneres' particular interests (if you know what I mean... I mean she's a lesbian), but come on, that's a hell of a lot of cleavage.

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Christina Aguilera Video from Ellen

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More Crazy Christina Aguilera Clown Cleavage

04:30 AM, Filed under: Home \ Celebrities \ Christina Aguilera

Christina Aguilera is keeping up with her crazy clown cleavage look with this attention-grabbing number, which can barely contain her over-milkified boobs. Add to that her ridiculously bleached hair and plastered-on clown make-up, and you've got yourself the stuff of nightmares for Christina's new baby boy. If having X-Tina for a mom doesn't turn that kid gay, I'm telling you nothig will.

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Christina Aguilera's Breasts Prove Milk Does a Body Good (Can't Help Faces)

03:33 AM, Filed under: Home \ Celebrities \ Christina Aguilera

POW!!! BADDOW!!! KA-BLAMMO!!!

Run for cover, because it looks like Christina Aguilera's breasts are about to explode. Looking more and more like a comic book version of herself, Christina Aguilera brought her ginormous boobs to a signing at Best Buy. Though, I think that was more to distract from her horrible face.

But there are two things I wonder about. A) Do babies like silicone-flavoured breast milk? And 2) Has her kid already developed a fear of clowns...

Lots more pictures of Christina Aguilera and her atomic powered bazooms after the jump.

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More of Christina Aguilera Naked and Pregnant

02:08 AM, Filed under: Home \ Celebrities \ Christina Aguilera

So, I think it's officially official. Christina Aguilera is fat. Oh, wait, she's pregnant. I never get that one right. This one time... Anyway, You might have noticed that we posted a couple preview pictures of Christina Aguilera naked and pregnant last week, but here's another of the Christina Aguilera nude pictures from Marie Claire magazine.

Of course, it's not like Christina is really publicizing that she's pregnant. Here's what she has to say about the whole thing:

"I'm not being like, 'Hey, everybody, I'm pregnant!' I'm not that girl."

Really?

For more, head to Marie Claire.

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Christina Aguilera: Naked, Pregnant, and Photoshopped

10:49 AM, Filed under: Home \ Celebrities \ Christina Aguilera

I'm not sure why every celebrity feels it's necessary to pose naked when they're pregnant, but apparently it's "the thing to do," like cocaine, or rehab. Anyway, here's Christina Aguilera naked and pregnant in the new issue of Marie Claire magazine. The only reason I actually know it's Christina Aguilera is because they said so in the magazine. You wouldn't actually be able to tell from the pictures, since she's been so heavily airbrushed in Photoshop.

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The Mother of All Christina Aguilera Upskirts

02:35 AM, Filed under: Home \ Celebrities \ Christina Aguilera

So you know how when a girl first gets pregnant and her breasts get a whole lot bigger, but she isn't showing yet, so it's still kinda hot? Well, it doesn't quite work the same "downstairs." In fact, I'm pretty sure it's the exact opposite. So these Christina Aguilera upskirt pictures are actually pretty damned disturbing, especially since I don't think she's wearing any underwear. Now, I'm not recommending you look too closely, but I think you can actually see the head...

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