Charlize Theron Bikini Pictures = Awesome

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You know what's awesome? How about Charlize Theron bikini pictures? Yeah, those are definitely awesome. And in a summer of some lackluster celebrity bikini pictures, it's only fitting that we say farewell to the summer with a great set of Charlize Theron bikini pictures. So enjoy the pictures, and enjoy the labour day weekend, but don't worry, the bikini pictures won't stop just because the summer does.

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Charlize Theron Nude, and Grabbing Her Breasts in GQ UK

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As if you needed a reminder that Charlize Theron is still one of the sexiest women on the planet, here she is in the July issue of GQ UK. It's a little disappointing since technically, Charlize Theron is nude in these pictures, but they decided she should cover herself up with a sheet. To make up for it, though, we have a couple very sexy shots of her grabbing her breasts. It's pretty much the definition of sexy.

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2008 MTV Movie Awards Mega Picture Post

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I didn't even know the 2008 MTV Movie Awards were on last night, but it wouldn't have made a difference, since I don't get MTV. But don't worry if you missed it, because MTV will be replaying the show all summer. Doesn't that make you feel better? I didn't think so. Anyway, here are all the hot young celebrities who showed up to promote their latest movie, or album, or whatever, by wearing short skirts, and putting on too much makeup, and winning meaningless awards.

Attendees include: Anne Hathaway, Audrina Patridge, Charlize Theron, Ellen Page, Emma Stone, Heidi Montag, Katharine McPhee, Kristen Stewart, Lauren Conrad, Lindsay Lohan, Liv Tyler, Meagan Good, Megan Fox, Paris Hilton, Rumer Willis, Tila Tequila, and Whitney Port. You know, the big stars.

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Charlize Theron is Still Stunning

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It's been about forever since we've seen Charlize Theron, but when she shows up, she makes quite the impression. Charlize attended the Christian Dior fashion show last night, and aside from those ridiculous ruffles on her dress, she looked amazing. Thankfully, Charlize Theron's breasts help move the eye off those ridiculous ruffles, and onto a much nicer sight.

You know, it kind of looks like Charlize's dress is giving birth to her head, if you know what I mean... (It looks like a vagina)

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Charlize Theron is the Sexiest Woman Ever... This Year

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You've got to give Esquire magazine credit for doing the hard work that no one else wants to do. I mean, choosing the sexiest woman of the year is no simple task, and the responsibility must really weigh heavily on their shoulders, but they're tough, and they didn't let anything stop them. And thankfully they didn't because otherwise, how would we know that Charlize Theron is the sexiest woman in the world?

I think it would be impossible to know these things if it wasn't for the likes of Esquire magazine, and their ceaseless mission to inform us all of the really important issues like these. And it's great that they could take such a subjective issue like beauty, and sexiness, and make them just the most objective, and clear cut notions.

But yeah, Charlize Theron is pretty damn sexy.

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Charlize Theron's Bikini is not a Substitute for a Career

05:56 AM, Filed under: Home \ Celebrities \ Charlize Theron

While most celebrities take their bikinis to the beach, Charlize Theron took her bikini to the rain forests of Belize. So, that's different. The thing I want to know about Charlize Theron, though, is whether ornot she plans on actually having, you know, a career. Sure, Charlize Theron bikini pictures are fun to look at, but she ain't getting paid.

In fact, the last two times we've even seen Charlize, it's been in bikini picutres, and I think we even discussed the same thing. Read: Charlize Theron Bikini Pictures, Because She Isn't Doing Anything Else, and Charlize Theron: More Bikini, Less Acting. See? She's not doing much. Come to think of it, though, with movies like Aeon Flux, maybe it's better she sticks to the bikinis.

Update: Looks like my laziness caught up with me, and Egotastic! reader, Larry, decided to point it out. I'm in a particularly pleasant mood, and feeling equitable, so I'll actually post what he wrote, and accept when I have been duely served.

Charlize Theron... not doing anything?

From IMDB:
- Jinx (2009) (announced) (in talks)
- The Brazilian Job (2009) (announced) .... Stella Bridger
- The Ice at the Bottom of the World (2008) (pre-production)
- Hancock (2008) (filming)
- Battle in Seattle (2007) (post-production) .... Ella
- Sleepwalking (2007) (post-production) .... Joleen
- In the Valley of Elah (2007) (completed) .... Det. Emily Sanders

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Charlize Theron Bikini Pictures, Because She Isn't Doing Anything Else

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It seems like the only things we've seen Charlize Theron in since she won her Oscar have been crap a Sci-Fi movie, and her bikini. I'm not a big fan of the former, but the latter works just fine for me.

Speaking of which, here are some new Charlize Theron bikini pictures, which once again illustrate that Charlize is a rather attractive woman. The also illustrate that she's a little unfamiliar with how to use a comb.

No matter, I wasn't looking at her hair anyway. More Charlize Theron bikini pictures after the jump.

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Charlize Theron: More Bikini, Less Acting

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Charlize Theron wants to give up acting. Saying she no longer considers acting to be a "real job," Charlize wants to jump into the world of movie producing, reports Starpulse.

I think it's going to take a while in this industry. Especially for a woman to step up and say I am capable of actually doing the job, and it's not just a vanity thing, it's something that I actually consider a real job. I think that's been the biggest bump for me in the road, but it's something that I really, truly enjoy doing.

Well, I for one never considered acting a "real job" either. Real jobs are things you hate doing, and don't pay you millions of dollars to sit around for most of the day. Of course, I don't think Charlize is really going to give up acting. After all, as an actress/producer, she'd be taking home two cheques, and that ain't bad.

But if she really wants a new job, I say she should take up wearing a bikini full time, since it's definitely something she's really good at. Sure, she's a good actress, and I'm sure she'll make for a smart producer, but I just have four words for you: Charlize Theron bikini pictures.

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Costume Institute Benefit Gala Mega Picture Post

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Here's what I really don't get about celebrities, and socialites in general. In order to raise money for a cause, they throw lavish parties, wear absurdly expensive dresses and jewels, and eat food that costs more for one meal than most families could afford for a month. All in the name of fundraising.

Take, for example, the Costume Institute Benefit Gala held at the Metropolitan Museum of Art in New York each year. The goal is to raise money for the Met, to fund the arts, and all that good stuff, but wouldn't it make more sense to shelve the egos, put away the dresses, and just give all that money, that would otherwise be spent on frivolity, directly to the cause for which they are trying to raise funds?

I mean, there are starving artists in the East Village who can't even afford new canvases, let alone the cost of their next heroine fix.

Of course, if celebrities didn't throw these ridiculous parties, I wouldn't have all these pictures to post on my blog, and then no one would be happy.

You can find all 248 pictures after the jump, including Lindsay Lohan, Jessica Alba, Sienna Miller, Jennifer Lopez, Sarah Jessica Parker, Mandy Moore, Scarlett Johansson, Charlize Theron, and many more.

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Charlize Theron: Single Again

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The Sun revealed today that Charlize Theron has split from long-time boyfriend, Stuart Townsend. The couple, who were together for five years were having trouble dealing with their conflicting movie schedules, and have decided to part ways.

He was noticeably absent from the Aeon Flux star's side at last Sunday's Oscars and the Baftas the week before.

Hollywood's rumour mill went into overdrive. And last night a pal said: "Charlize is free and single again. Her relationship with Stuart is well and truly over. They just grew apart. It wasn't always easy because filming often kept them apart for months."

The South African-born actress, who won an Oscar in 2004 for playing a serial killer in Monster, said: "It's not really what I want — or what he wants."

So, do you feel that tiny glimmer of hope? The one that makes you think you might be the next lucky man on Charlize's arm? Well put the down the crack pipe, because it ain't happening. Besides, she wants to be with me.

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