Celebrity Gossip is Often Wrong

Jessica Alba takes out the trash. Too bad that doesn't include her boyfriend. (Hollywood Tuna)

Let's get something straight. Kate Beckinsale is NOT Wonder Woman, as a matter of fact. (IDLYITW and JoBlo)

Nicole Kidman is having her marriage to Tom Cruise annulled. The stated reason is that "the marriage did not conform to the requirements of the church." However, we suspect the real reason is because Tom Cruise is a tool. (A Socialite's Life)

Brad Pitt is not happy with his new Paris apartment, Angelina Jolie's demanding nature. (Popsugar)

Uh oh, looks like Keira Knightley's celebrity status is going to her head. (CityRag)

Ryan Phillippe skateboards his way into an early mid-life crisis. (Just Jared)

Britney Spears continues her downward spiral by making fun of "little people." (DListed)

Britney Spears might also want to learn about tissue paper. Just a thought. (Hollywood Rag)

After all that, it looks like Jamie Lynn Spears is our last hope. (Pink is the New Blog)

Courtney Love is planning to permanenty destroy Kurt Cobain's memory, by selling the rights to the Nirvana catalogue. (Yeeeah!)

Lindsay Lohan, Kate Moss, and Courtney Love to vacation together. In other news, a Cocaine shortage has been reported around the world. (CelebNewsWire)

Not your average list of movie hotties, but a good one, nonetheless. (College Humor)