Can Halle Berry Adopt Me?

Halle Berry says she wants to adopt. (Hollywood Tuna)

Jamie-Lynn Spears goes to the Prom. (Pink is the New Blog)

Amy Fisher and Joey Buttafucco are trashy as ever. (A Socialite's Life)

Denise Richards isn't a big fan of David Spade either. (IDLYITW)

Is Star Jones being kicked out of The View? And can wehave her kicked off the planet, too? (DListed)

Shaq and Kobe have baby girls on the same day. (Popsugar)

Now you can but the Olsen twins' homework on eBay. (Just Jared)

David Blaine is spending some time underwater. (Hollywood Rag)

Does your dog look like a celebrity? (CityRag)

Another Sopranos actor arrested. (Defamer)

Katie Holmes' dad isn't happy aobut her post-pregnancy weight loss plan. (Celebrity Nation)

More of Stephen Colbert's hilarious video taking jabs at the press. (CollegeHumor)