Hey, here's something a little different: More bikini pictures! Yaaaay... Meh. You wouldn't think looking at pictures of women in bikinis all day would get boring, but you know what... Anyway, I'm usually more excited, except this time around it's Brooke Hogan bikini pictures. So... Yeah.
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So, here's the trick for looking at these Brooke Hogan bikini pictures: Just don't look at her face. As long as you do that, you should be mostly okay. I'm not making any guarantees, mind you, and Egotastic! takes no responsibility for injuries or illnesses which may occur as a result of said Brooke Hogan bikini pictures. Use at your own risk.
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Check it: new Brooke Hogan bikini pictures that don't instantly make me wanna puke. I think her hormone therapy is finally working. Though her closeted douche boyfriend out gay douche friend probably isn't happy about Brooke looking slightly less masculine these days.
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File this one under "I Really Hope Not," and "Do We Really Need to See This?" but we may very well see Brooke Hogan nude in Playboy magazine. I know... The New York Daily News is reporting that Playboy has made an offer to have the She Hulk pose naked, but Brooke hasn't decided yet.
Brooke Hogan has been approached to pose nude for the famous men's magazine, her publicist told the Daily News on Wednesday. And she didn't say no.
The "Brooke Hogan Knows Best" star, 20, could use a boost for her stagnant singing career. Hogan's 2006 album "Undiscovered" reportedly sold just 127,000 copies.
"No decision has been made at this time," her rep said.
Okay, first of all, I'm pretty sure that Playboy has some kind of form letter that they send out to any and all moderately famous women. Which, of course, begs the question once again, is Brooke Hogan really a woman. Although, I suppose if for no other reason, as a purely academic endeavour, seeing Brooke Hogan naked could finally settle the debate. Still, there are some questions in this world that are better left unanswered.
Now, depending on whether or not you actually think Brooke Hogan is attractive, you'll either use these Brooke Hogan bikini pictures as an inspiration for what her Playboy spread might look like, or be horrified beyond belife, and end up puking in the bathroom. The ones where she's hanging upside down from the tree branch should be particularly effctive.
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What's this? Could it be? Do my eyes deceive me, or does Brooke Hogan actually look sexy in these bikini photoshoot pictures? I know the joke about her looking like a man is old, and what not, but clichés are clichés for a reason. But here, I've got to say, I'm not getting that man vibe. I'm getting very masculine woman, but not full on man. But seriously, these are actually pretty hot. From the neck down.
At least it's not pictures of Hulk Hogan rubbing daughter Brooke Hogan's ass.
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Brooke Hogan Bikini Pictures Bring Up Happy Thoughts (And Scary Memories)
Brooke Hogan bikini pictures tend to get my attention. I'm not sure if it's rightfully because of her bodacious bikini body or because I still can't shake the image of Hulk Hogan daddy rubbing lotion all over his daughter's buttocks and lock-down regions (please tell me you did not forget that happened.) Collective eesh. Still, while we all know Brooke Hogan is on a long-term, one-way trip toward Linda Hogan-lookingville, she's got some years left of deserved beach-ogling. And I am not one to waste such an opportunity. Enjoy.
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