There is No Britney Spears Sex Tape, or So They Would Have You Believe

Unless you are a complete moron, you're probably not going to believe the new, joint claim from Britney Spears and Kevin Federline that they never made a sex tape. Even though we know that Kevin has been trying to sell the sex tape, and Britney wants to release the sex tape for free to stop him from profiting, we are now supposed to believe that there never was a damn sex tape to begin with. BULLSHIT! TMZ is reporting the story, but I doubt that even they believe this shit.

TMZ has learned that Britney Spears and Kevin Federline will come together one more time to tell the public that they never made a sex tape.

Reps from the divorcing couple tell us that both Britney and Kevin want to put an end to rumors that K-Fed is out peddling a sex tape for some quick cash. They have agreed to jointly issue a statement, hoping to put an end to the flurry of stories that such a tape exists

I smell a big fat pay off. Kevin called Britney's bluff, and the only way to get him to shut up and go away is to pay him a load of cash, and get that tape back for herself (though I'm sure he's got copies, or at least he should if he's smart, but he's not).

Now, if you do believe this latest PR crap, maybe you would you be interested in this nice Bridge I've got for sale. Some people call it the Brooklyn Bridge, but once you buy it, you can call it whatever you want.

And here's more of Britney Spears and Paris Hilton partying in Las Vegas. Probably plotting what moronic scheme they will perpetrate next.

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