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Britney Spears’ Nipples Need Sauce
This is Britney Spears. This is Britney Spears' nipple. This is Britney Spears' nipple with sauce. Any questions?
Actually, yeah. Why isn't Britney Spears wearing a bra? She obviously needs one. What is that stain on her shirt? Why doesn't she cover it up, or try to clean it? Why can't she even eat like a normal human being?
See, some things aren't that easy to understand. But when you think about it, Britney Spears' nipples showing through a gravy-stained shirt isn't that much of a mystery. Then again, no one ever said what kind of "sauce" it is...
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