Britney Spears is Wearing Underwear, and She Really Wants You to Know It

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I don't think Britney Spears quite understands. Just because everyone wants her to put on panties and stop flashing her lady business all around town, doesn't mean that people actually want to see her underwear.

Yes, Britney, you made your point. Congratulations, but wearing a dress that is completely see-through, just so you can show off your mismatched bra and panties probably isn't the best way of doing it. Why not try leaving something to the imagination. What's that, you ask? It's this thing people do with their brains... Nevermind.

Of course, wearing a completely see-through dress wasn't enough for Britney. No, according to Page Six, Britney even went so far as to strip down to nothing but her underwear at an L.A. club last week.

While the pop tart did manage to keep her private parts hidden from the cameras, she stripped down to her bra and miniskirt at a burlesque show late Thursday night. Spears, who has been told repeatedly to stay away from party girl Paris Hilton, stopped by L.A. nightclub Forty Deuce with friends for the club's "Jelly Night" - and wanted to get in on the action. The recently single mother of two celebrated her "newfound freedom" by drinking a martini. She was also seen smoking and dancing. A rep for Spears had no comment.

I often mock celebrities who pay to have someone pick out their clothes, and dress them up, as if they're too stupid to do it on their own. Obviously, this is in fact the case. Apparently, Britney thinks she's actually smart enough to dress herself. She isn't, and someone needs to tell her.

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