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Naomi Campbell sexy new photoshoot. – Fox News |
 Shailene Woodley to go covered topless. – Huffington Post | |
| Naomi Watts is taking on the original royal hotness. – Gossip Center | |
| Diane Kruger brings the goods to Berlin. – Celebuzz | |
| Halle Berry is getting the eff out of Dodge. – TMZ | |
| No bras here. – The Chive |
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Britney Spears is Hot? No F’ing Way!
I refuse to believe that these are actually pictures of Britney Spears, because if it was her, that would mean Britney Spears is hot, and that goes against every law of the known Universe. No, this is either special effects, Photoshop, a spell cast by the most powerful warlock, or just some strange dream, but there is no way that Britney Spears is actually hot. We should sue Candies for false advertising.