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Courtney Stodden Is On The Verge Of A Wardrobe Malfunction – Celebuzz |
 I Never Thought I'd Love Sports Bras This Much – The Chive | |
| Kesha Rolls Out With Her Booty Out – The Superficial | |
| Olivia Munn Sizzles In Esquire – Popoholic | |
| Miley Cyrus and Rihanna Making Out? – TMZ | |
| Angelina Jolie's Nude Photo Auctioned Off – Huffington Post |
Britney Spears is Hot? No F’ing Way!
I refuse to believe that these are actually pictures of Britney Spears, because if it was her, that would mean Britney Spears is hot, and that goes against every law of the known Universe. No, this is either special effects, Photoshop, a spell cast by the most powerful warlock, or just some strange dream, but there is no way that Britney Spears is actually hot. We should sue Candies for false advertising.