Along with her remaining dignity, privacy, and pubic hair, another thing Britney Spears has lost after her history-making commando upskirt is a spot in Super Bowl ad. As the Gatecrasher reports, Britney's recent flashing incident has made her more than unwelcome at the Super Bowl. What's worse is that Britney was passed over for the ad in favour of none other than the SuperSkank herself, Paris Hilton.
Among the celebrity business being brokered while everyone is in L.A. for the Golden Globes is casting for an all-star NFL Network promo to air during the Feb. 4 football finale.
A source familiar with negotiations says Spears' people were turned down flat when they asked about participating.
"She's too much of a train wreck," says the insider. "Besides, we already have Paris Hilton."
Ouch! (As of yesterday, Hilton was said to be "on board" but had not inked the deal.)
Spears' infamous underwear-free week out in L.A. disqualified her from a Super Bowl still sensitive about Janet Jackson's 2004 "wardrobe malfunction," says the source.
Seriously, how bad does your life have to be that people have more respect for Paris Hilton than you? Rather, how bad does your life have to be that you think wearing such an awful wig is an improvement over your regular look. Seriously, is Britney Spears capable of doing anything right?
Well, she is pretty good at failing miserably. Zing!
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