Britney Spears Topless Pictures

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These Britney Spears topless pictures were taken back in 2007 and are from behind the scenes of her music video shoot for the song "Gimme More," and as you can see, the only thing Britney is wearing is temporary tattoos on her nipples. Although, it looks like you can actually see her nipple, just not the areola (which is "tattooed"). I don't know how Britney thought tattooing her nipples and pole dancing topless was a good idea, but then again, it's hard to understand how anything Britney does is a good idea, so I'm just going to go with it.

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Britney Spears Bikini Pictures are... Hot

01:32 PM, Filed under: Home \ Celebrities \ Britney Spears

This will probably come as a shock, but these Britney Spears bikini pictures taken in the Caribbean are actually (dare I say it!?) hot. I know! I suppose at this point I hsould be ready to expect anything from Britney, but some things are more shocking than others. Like the fact that she actually looks good.

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These Britney Spears Bikini Pictures Aren't Fooling Anyone

02:59 AM, Filed under: Home \ Celebrities \ Britney Spears

Britney Spears released these new Candie's ads on her website yesterday, and either she was pulling one hell of an April Fool's joke, or she really thinks everyone is as stupid as she is. Problem is we're not. For the three of you left who might actually believe that these pictures are of Britney Spears in a bikini, let me tell you, they are not. I don't know how much it cost to Photoshop these shots into their current state, but that guy definitely isn't feeling the effects of the recession. Unfortunately, he is forced to stare at Britney Spears' fat ass all day, and try to make it as small as he can, so I'm not sure he's really better off.

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Britney Spears' Pussy is Hanging Out. Again.

02:41 AM, Filed under: Home \ Celebrities \ Britney Spears

Last week, the big story was that thanks to an open microphone, Britney Spears announced to her entire concert audience that her pussy was hanging out. Well, it looks like that wasn't the only time, because as you can see in these bikini pictures, Britney Spears' pussy is hanging out yet again. I seriously can't understand how one person is so unaware of what's going on with her genitals, but that's our Britney! At this point, I've lost count of how many times I've seen that thing. If only it was Jessica Biel, or Natalie Portman, or Lindsay Lohan who was showing off her pussy all the time. Oh, wait...

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Britney Spears Bikini Pictures Aren't Horrible

10:39 AM, Filed under: Home \ Celebrities \ Britney Spears

Believe it or not, these Britney Spears bikini pictures are not horrible. Your eyes won't melt out of your brain after seeing them, and you probably won't even throw up, either. Well, maybe just a little gag reflex, but that's a major improvement. It's almost as if Britney Spears is attractive again. But that would be impossible, so just forget I mentioned it.

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Okay, Britney Spears is Decent

11:32 AM, Filed under: Home \ Celebrities \ Britney Spears

Once again, I'm having trouble processing what it is I'm seeing here. Britney Spears, in a bikini top, looking... Hot? I know, it doesn't make any sense. It's as if we've been transported back to 1998, back to a time when Britney in skin-tight red latex was the best thing ever, and not something that would make you puke. Alright, I'll say it, she looks good. That being said, I still wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole. Dance class don't cure crazy.

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Britney Spears' Cleavage is Confusing (and Near a Nipple Slip)

10:43 AM, Filed under: Home \ Celebrities \ Britney Spears

Okay, so for the record, I still hate Britney Spears, and think all this craziness surrounding her new album, which will suck just as bad as her last album, is retarded. Just like her. That being said, WTF is up with Britney Spears' cleavage!? You know she's just asking for a nipple slip in that outfit (and almost had one). There wasn't one, but I'm not sure that's a bad thing. You know, I really wish Britney would go back to being her crazy self, because this whole thing where she looks good is really making me uneasy.

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Britney Spears Naked in Womanizer Video

01:46 AM, Filed under: Home \ Celebrities \ Britney Spears

Okay, here's the thing. Britney Spears is naked in the video for her new single, Womanizer. But that's not the crazy part. The crazy part is you won't actually want to gouge your eyes out after seeing Britney Spears naked. You will want to rip your ears off, because the song is awful, but Britney actually looks... good.

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Britney Spears Naked in Womanizer Video

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Britney Spears Sex Tape for Sale

11:06 AM, Filed under: Home \ Celebrities \ Britney Spears

Here's something surprising that you probably never thought you'd hear: There is a Britney Spears sex tape for sale. Oh, wait, that's not surprising at all. In fact, considering that Britney was dating Paparazzi photographer, Adnan Ghalib, this news is just about right on schedule. According to The Sun, Adnan is shopping around the sex tape, looking for the highest bidder.

Britney Spears' ex-boyfriend has confirmed he owns a sex tape featuring himself and the singer.

Adnan Ghalib, the British pap whom she dated during her breakdown, says he will sell the tape for the right price.

He told Heat magazine: "There is such a tape, but I won't discuss prices for hypothetical enquiries. Unless there is a locked-in deal, I will go no further."

An unconfirmed source claims the two-hour X-rated footage features Britney naked wearing just a pink wig and was allegedly shot in Mexico.

Adnan added: "I am not interested in selling out any other details about Britney."

Such a nice boy, that Adnan. He even respects Britney's privacy so much that he would only sell a sex tape featuring her, but would never reveal any other private details. Such a sweetheart.

Now, I can forgive Britney's judgement in regards to sleeping with a Paparazzi, because, well, she's a fucking retard. But no one in her entourage saw this one coming? Really? I mean REALLY!?

Whatever. Let's just see the tape already.

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Britney Spears is Looking... Good!?

10:31 AM, Filed under: Home \ Celebrities \ Britney Spears

Okay, I don't know what's going on here, but supposedly that really is Britney Spears, and she actually looks - and I can't belive I'm going to say this - good. Her hair is combed (almost), her belly is flat (and not bloated), she isn't running over the paparazzi in her car, or dropping one of her kids on his head. Britney Spears is actually well-dressed, in shape, and freaking me the fuck out.

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