Britney Spears is Hot? No F'ing Way!

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I refuse to believe that these are actually pictures of Britney Spears, because if it was her, that would mean Britney Spears is hot, and that goes against every law of the known Universe. No, this is either special effects, Photoshop, a spell cast by the most powerful warlock, or just some strange dream, but there is no way that Britney Spears is actually hot. We should sue Candies for false advertising.

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Britney Spears Bikini Pictures Still Confuse

01:02 PM, Filed under: Home \ Celebrities \ Britney Spears

Britney Spears spent time with her kids on a boat in Sydney Harbour over the weekend, and you know what that means: Reluctantly posted Britney Spears bikini pictures. Though, I've got to say, in those pictures where she leaning over, and you can't see her face. Yeah, maybe.

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Britney Spears Bikini Pictures Are Not Bad

01:02 PM, Filed under: Home \ Celebrities \ Britney Spears

Here are some new Britney Spears bikini pictures from her vacation in Mexico this weekend. And, you know, not bad. Maybe, possibly, might even be... good?

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Britney Spears Bikini Top 10 on The Late Show with David Letterman

11:58 AM, Filed under: Home \ Celebrities \ Britney Spears

I never get tired of seeing Britney Spears in a bikini. Oh wait, yes I do. That's why out of her three bikini appearances this week, I only posted one. But whatever. Sometimes, Britney Spears in a bikini is just inescapable. Like this video of Britney doing the Top 10 on The Late Show with David Letterman. Yeah. I haven't watched it. And really, I'm not going to, but feel free.

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Britney Spears Bikini Top 10 Video from Late Nite with David Letterman

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Britney Spears Bikini Pictures Look Good, Aren't Really

11:15 AM, Filed under: Home \ Celebrities \ Britney Spears

Alright, so it's Britney Spears in a bikini again, and while she does absolutely nothing for me, except maybe still make me want to throw up a little, the objective eye would concede that she looks decent in that pink bikini. Of course, then you look at the pictures in which her lipstick is smudged, and it looks like she has a hairy lip, and you want to puke again, so it's really hit or miss.

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Britney Spears Bikini Pictures Will Never Be Good Enough

11:56 AM, Filed under: Home \ Celebrities \ Britney Spears

I know it's a been a while since Britney Spears was looking decent in a bikini, but it still does nothing for me. After all that crazy head shaving and vag flashing, it doesn't matter how good her body gets, she can never be attractive again. Britney could do a full on brain transplant with Marisa Miller and walk around my apartment naked, and I'd still not go near her, because you know that under that crazy hot body is the biggest ball of batshit crazy you've ever seen. And it's just not worth it.

More Britney Spears bikini pictures after the jump.

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Britney Spears Topless Pictures

01:32 AM, Filed under: Home \ Celebrities \ Britney Spears

These Britney Spears topless pictures were taken back in 2007 and are from behind the scenes of her music video shoot for the song "Gimme More," and as you can see, the only thing Britney is wearing is temporary tattoos on her nipples. Although, it looks like you can actually see her nipple, just not the areola (which is "tattooed"). I don't know how Britney thought tattooing her nipples and pole dancing topless was a good idea, but then again, it's hard to understand how anything Britney does is a good idea, so I'm just going to go with it.

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Britney Spears Bikini Pictures are... Hot

01:32 PM, Filed under: Home \ Celebrities \ Britney Spears

This will probably come as a shock, but these Britney Spears bikini pictures taken in the Caribbean are actually (dare I say it!?) hot. I know! I suppose at this point I hsould be ready to expect anything from Britney, but some things are more shocking than others. Like the fact that she actually looks good.

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These Britney Spears Bikini Pictures Aren't Fooling Anyone

02:59 AM, Filed under: Home \ Celebrities \ Britney Spears

Britney Spears released these new Candie's ads on her website yesterday, and either she was pulling one hell of an April Fool's joke, or she really thinks everyone is as stupid as she is. Problem is we're not. For the three of you left who might actually believe that these pictures are of Britney Spears in a bikini, let me tell you, they are not. I don't know how much it cost to Photoshop these shots into their current state, but that guy definitely isn't feeling the effects of the recession. Unfortunately, he is forced to stare at Britney Spears' fat ass all day, and try to make it as small as he can, so I'm not sure he's really better off.

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Britney Spears' Pussy is Hanging Out. Again.

02:41 AM, Filed under: Home \ Celebrities \ Britney Spears

Last week, the big story was that thanks to an open microphone, Britney Spears announced to her entire concert audience that her pussy was hanging out. Well, it looks like that wasn't the only time, because as you can see in these bikini pictures, Britney Spears' pussy is hanging out yet again. I seriously can't understand how one person is so unaware of what's going on with her genitals, but that's our Britney! At this point, I've lost count of how many times I've seen that thing. If only it was Jessica Biel, or Natalie Portman, or Lindsay Lohan who was showing off her pussy all the time. Oh, wait...

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