Avril Lavigne

Hipster Hottie

November 7, 2011 @ 2:00 pm

New Dakota Fanning pictures. (GossipCenter)

Demi Lovato gets fiery. (HuffPo)

Lindsay Lohan might have to do a few nude photoshoots. (FoxNews)

Behind the scenes shots of Rihanna. (Celebuzz)

Avril Lavigne beats someone up. (TMZ)

Kristen Stewart leggy interview. (Popoholic)

A salute to Rosie Huntington-Whiteley. (SocialiteLife)

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Selena Gomez, Taylor Swift, and Ashley Greene Lead Long List of Sextastic Young Ladies at the Teen Choice Awards

November 1, 2011 @ 8:32 am

I have absolutely no clue what the Teen Choice Awards are and not sure how they differ from the MTV Award shows and the billion other made-up award thing on television aimed at a teen audience, and, I don't care, because whatever the heck it is, it brought out the young Hollywood hotties in droves and droves last night to the Universal Amphitheater where 12-year old girl voting ruled the day, with producers throwing in The Kardashians and Tyra Banks and such to try and get a living soul past high school age to pay attention.

Still, the red carpet and show did sizzle with the likes of Selena Gomez, Taylor Swift, Ashley Greene, Rachel Bilson, Nina Dobrev, Demi Lovato, Avril Lavigne, Alexa Vega, Lucy Hale, Elizabeth Banks, and Blake Lively. Imagine all those girls scantily clad in a Motel 6 standard rack rate room and you kind of are halfway toward my most recurring daydream. So much hotness packed into one tight little space. Enjoy.

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Avril Lavigne Purple Bikini Pictures For the Continued Epic Body Flashing Riviera Vacation

November 1, 2011 @ 8:31 am

Boobies and butts and Hello Kitty, oh my.

Avril Lavigne really has extended her French Riviera bikini vacation into the realm of the 'thank you very much', with yet another romp aboard the S.S. Hottie, this time, in a lovely shade of violet, to flash her petite but sextastically tight bikini body for the benefit of oglers with telescopic lenses everywhere. While I can't actually peel my eyes from shots of this little Cannuckian diva's frontside, I must admit, my very favorite view may be the visual of her Mediterranean-doused bottomside -- oh, to be a body of water allowed to lap thy waves upon such earthly delights. Say what you will about this sk8ter girl, she vacations well. Enjoy.

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Avril Lavigne Asstastic Highlights Day 2 of An Awesome Bikini Yacht Vacation

November 1, 2011 @ 8:31 am

It's hard to explain why men love women's junkside so much. I've seen the psychological studies, I've read the anthropological reports, but, blah, that's all science and reason and hardly worth our concern. Butts are hot. And sexy celebrity butts are even hotter. So blessed be on Day 2 of the Avril Lavigne bikini vacation aboard the S.S. Hottie that the Cannuckian pop princess didn't flash utterly delightful views of her bikini clad derriere, including some impromptu bottom adjustment and butt crack visuals. I don't need science to tell me how happy and tingly this made me feel.

Avril Lavigne nipples slips yesterday, Avril Lavigne butt-cleavage and asstastic today. Now, this is some bikini yacht vacation. Enjoy.

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Avril Lavigne Nipple Slipping Bikini Pictures from the Aft-Side of My Heart

 
November 1, 2011 @ 8:31 am

CHECK OUT THE NIP-SLIPPING, ASSTASTIC WONDERMENTS

I went to St. Tropez once, once. I was looked at like a cheap, slummy, outsider, which, granted, I was pretty much guilty of across the board. Had I arrived by yacht with petite hot Cannuckian sk8ter girl Avril Lavigne in a bikini to my aft, flashing all kinds of bare nipple, I bet I wouldn't have been so summarily judged by the good and gracious peoples of France.

I'm an unabashed liker of Avril Lavigne. I've always liked her. Even through her post-20-something-still-maturing phase, her bad boyfriend and husband phases, her stupid tattoos and her Casio-keyboard bubblegum music, I still just have a thing for Avril. I can't help it. And these wardrobe malfunctioning bikini pictures of the mirthful mini-singer just aren't going to do anything to reverse that deep-seeded emoticon of lust. Much like I hope that someday, the citizens of St. Tropez will embrace me, so too do I hope someday to embrace Avril Lavigne, only, you know, nekkid. Enjoy.

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Avril Lavigne Pictures from Vanity Fair For the Retro Hottie Win

November 1, 2011 @ 8:28 am

Avril Lavigne, who you either love or don't love, but probably ought lust in some form or fashion, throws down the 50's sexy homemaker vibe in these Avril Lavigne pictures in this month's Vanity Fair Italy. Ain't nothing wrong with this petite vixen flashing her little tight body in a lacey bra or short skirt, even if I will likely fail to appreciate the novelty of the artistic theme. I do know this, when she's not singing, and she's in her underwear, Avril Lavigne comes very close to being my dream girl. Enjoy.

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Avril Lavigne Goes Bra and Panties For A Few Seconds of What the Hell Goodness (VIDEO)

November 1, 2011 @ 8:28 am

Occasionally, I force myself to re-enter the world of auto-tuned pop music for the sake of bringing my favorite readers all the celebrity hotness that's fit to be ogled. I seriously hope you appreciate how much bad music I endure just to share a sexy glimpse of the likes of Rihanna, Britney Spears, Miley Cyrus, and, in this case, Avril Lavigne, but her What The Hell music video caught my eye. In particular, the first twenty seconds or so where the little sexy bomb bumps about in her bra and panties flashing her petite taut body. It was worth it, all worth it, but, seriously, if you're listening past those first twenty seconds or so, I am not liable for any emotional or aural damages. Screech!

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