Audrina Patridge Bikini Pictures

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These Audrina Patridge bikini pictures are from the set of The Reef, where we also got those great Laura Vandervoort bikini pictures. Yes, it's true, Audrina Patridge has been cast in a movie. Can she act? Probably not, but that didn't stop them from casting her on The Hills. But, I don't think she was cast for her acting abilities. Unless you call looking good in a bikini "acting ability." Which they probably do.

And, is it just me, or have her breasts gotten bigger since we saw Audrina Patridge nude? Rather, I should ask, has Audrina gotten newer breasts implants since the last time we saw her fake boobs?

Lots more Audrina Patridge bikini pictures after the jump.

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Audrina Patridge's Nude Pictures Released By... Audrina!

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So you know those Audrina Patridge nude pictures that came out a couple weeks back? Of course you do. And you remember those Audrina Patridge topless pictures that came out the other day? Right. Well, the mysterious source behind those topless pictures may not be that mysterious after all. According to TMZ, the Audrina Patridge topless pictures were released by none other than Audrina herself!

How's this for ultra-skank? We're hearing Audrina Patridge was none too happy with the way she looked in the first set of nude pictures that were mysteriously released, so she's released a brand new set ... that's the buzz.

"The Hills" vixen is learning to strip the layers of Hollywood one article of clothing at a time. This move guarantees at least five more minutes in the spotlight. But just five ...

For the record, the photo agency had no comment. Her rep denies that she leaked the pics.

Sound crazy? Just think about it. One second you're the boring Brunette on a show about Blondes, and the next minute you're on every headline after showing your tits. Not really a tough call on step number two, right? Personally I don't really care who released the pictures. Sure Audrina's a hypocrite, but as long as we get to see her naked, it really doesn't matter to me.

Here are a few of those hot pictures from each set. Hit the links below for the full sets.

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Audrina Patridge Topless Pictures Surface

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We've already seen Audrina Patridge nude, and now Egotastic! has exclusive new pictures of Audrina Patridge topless. These topless pictures were taken just a few months ago, which seems a little odd since after the Audrina Patridge nude pictures hit, she responded by saying she had learned her lesson, and wouldn't be so trusting. I guess that's a lesson she needed to learn more than once.

Of course, the cynical mind might think that it's all just a publicity stunt to make Audrina more famous and get more people watching The Hills. But I don't. I'm sure it's just a total coincidence that a few days after the Audrina Patridge nude pictures came out, The Hills had its biggest season premiere ever (and the biggest season premiere of any cable show ever). Funny how that worked out, eh?

And yes, we are aware that we are just as guilty of propagating the success of The Hills, but as long as we've get more Audrina Patridge topless pictures out of it, we can live with that. Hey Lauren, your turn next!

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Audrina Patridge is a Pussycat Doll

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Thanks to the auspicious release of those Audrina Patridge nude pictures, just a few days before the season premiere of The Hills (which went on to be the highest rated reality show premiere, as well as the highest rated cable show premiere - coincidence...?), the once unknown starlet-wannabe is now cashing in on her newfound fame in the only logical way: by continuing to skank it up before everyone stops giving a fuck about who she is (which should happen in about 12 minutes).

And what better way to prove you'll do anything to get attention (besides posing naked), than by joining the ultimate tranny skank show, The Pussycat Dolls. Yes, Audrina Patridge is a Pussycat Doll, or at least she was for one night. Audrina "sang" a song, "danced" around, and basically shook her ass in fishnet stockings and a boustier to prove just how much "talent" she really has: none.

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Audrina Patridge Nude Pictures

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Finally! The Audrina Patridge nude pictures are here. Yes, we know we're a couple days late, but we've been working hard to secure the rights to these now-infamous photos of Audrina Patridge naked, and I think you'll agree it was worth it. You asked for them, and we've got them all, and in Super Hi-Res! That's right, you can always count on Egotastic! to deliver.

So what's the story behind these pictures, you might be wondering? Well, like any girl of 19, our young Miss Audrina Patridge (of MTV's The Hills, in case you were wondering) just wanted to be famous, and at the time, she thought it would be a good idea to try and get into Playboy magazine. Hence these semi-pro nude shots (featuring Audrina Patridge naked in the bath... Wearing a cowboy hat!?).

And what does Audrina have to say for herself?

I took these photos years ago when I was just out of high school and beginning to model. I was young and very trusting of others and I didn't know to protect myself. It is a lesson learned, for myself, and hopefully for the young girls who look up to me.

I'm pretty sure the lesson she learned is that she should have released these photos sooner, and gotten paid. One thing's for sure, this is the best thing that could ever happen to the career of "that girl with the brown hair, on that show about those girls in Los Angeles."

Anyway, better late than never. And now onto the pictures!

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Audrina Patridge Upskirt Pictures

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Oh, Audrina Patridge. She's the super-cute, yet super-boring girl from The Hills. She dates the reject losers on The Hills, and spends much of her time bearing the brunt of Lauren Conrad and Heidi Montag's frustrations. So what's a cute, yet ultimately forgettable girl to do, to get ther Hollywood Star on the rise? It's time to pull out the big guns. No, I'm not talking about a nipple slip (though that would be awesome), I'm talking about an Audrina Patridge upskirt.

Is she a good girl who wears underwear? Or is she going all the way, and flashing her Britney, as is all the rage these days? You're just going to have to click on the pictures to find out...

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Lauren Conrad and Audrina Partridge Maxim Video

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So first we had Nicole Richie pregnant bikini pictures, and then what may or may not be a Meg White sex tape, and now I can finally offer you a post that features some attractive girls. Specifically Lauren Conrad and Audrina Patridge from The Hills, at their Maxim magazine photo shoot.

Unfortunately, Lauren Conrad, ever the prude, keeps herself fairly covered, but thankfully, Audrina shows off her amazing body in some sexy lingerie. No Whitney though. That sucks. She's cute.

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Lauren Conrad and The Hills Girls in Their Bikinis

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Well, summer is almost over, but the girls from The Hills, Lauren Conrad, Audrina Patridge, and Whitney Port hit the beach yesterday in their skimpy bikinis, and a great time was had by all. Notably absent, of course, was attention whore Heidi Montag, but we've already seen tons of Heidi Montag bikini pictures.

I've got to say, this is probably one of the hottest casts on TV, and it's a stupid reality show. Of course, if you really believe anything about The Hills is actually real, well have fun living in your dream world. Come to think of it, that dream world looks pretty good. Can I come too?

Lots more bikini pictures of Lauren Conrad and her friends after the jump.

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2006 MTV Video Music Awards Mega Picture Post

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Um, so that sucked monkey balls. Seriously, since when are the Emmy Awards more entertaining (and nipple slippy) than the MTV Music Video Awards. It was painful watching that show. From Jack Black's incredibly lame jokes, to the horendous performances that had me hitting the mute button every five minutes, and the absolutely retarded Britney Spears/Kevin Federline thing, watching this show felt like torture.

There were a few highlights, like OK GO doing a live version of their treadmill dance, Abigail Breslin, the little girl from Little Miss Sunshine (one of the funniest movies I've seen in a long time), Sarah Silverman's dig at Paris Hilton (which could have been better), Al Gore bringing the environment back (like Justin Timberlake is bringing sexy back), and, um... That's it, actually. This show really sucked. But that live treadmill dance was really cool.

Update: Here's the video of OK Go's Live Treadmill Dance.

The thing that makes me the most depressed, though, is the total lack of any good music represented at this "award show." I know I'm starting to sound like an old fogey (I even use the term "old fogey"), but I seem to remember music being better than this. Hell, music is better than this. There are a lot of much better bands that should be getting awards, but they're not. And it's ridiculous.

And if I have to hear one more celebrity thank God and MTV, I'm going to shoot someone.

Alright, I'm done ranting. There's close to 200 pictures of all the celebrities and wannabes, including the hotties from The Hills (Lauren Conrad, Heidi Montag, Whitney Post and Audrina Patridge) and Jennifer Lopez looking like a glammed up cancer victim.

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