Leighton Meester showing her sexy legs. (Celebuzz)
Jamie Chung snaps a picture of her hot body. (Celebslam)
Mila Kunis talks orgasms. (HuffPo)
Jennifer Aniston gets dirty on her hands and knees. (GossipCenter)
Hot chicks in bikinis. (TheChive)
Aubrey O'Day bikini twitpics. (DrunkenStepfather)
Ashley Tisdale sweaty cleavage. (Popoholic)
Consider me a fan of two things about Aubrey O'Day, erstwhile singer and model and reality star and some other things hot girls toil to do in Tinsel Town as they reach for the stars. Two wonderful things, not displayed nearly well enough in these still sexy pictures of from Icon magazine. Oh, okay, besides her epic boobtastic, she does have that look into the camera that has been causing men to act like fools since time began. Put the two together, you have a sexy celebrity who will probably keep climbing that Hollywood ladder. Enjoy.
Okay, so, for a better perspective on Aubrey O'Day and her twin delights, we're including some of her past week's Twitpics that she so generously shares with the gentleman ogling community.
Sure, it's easy to bag on Perez Hilton for being a whiny priggish fop. I mean, really really easy. But, I'm giving props where props are due this morning, and if you can get the likes of uber-young hotties Victoria Justice and Selena Gomez to get decked out and show up for your birthday party, well, you've got undeniable juice. Perez's birthday party 'Blue Ball' brought out a number of sexy celebrities (and, oddly, one young boy) dressed in their dress blues showing off some sextastic wonder. In addition to Victoria and Selena, the hot-blue likes of Joanna Krupa, Charlotte Ross, Jenna Jameson, Eliza Dushku, Camille Grammer, and Aubrey O'Day. Enjoy.
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It's basically all right there in the title, but I guess I could go into a little more detail. These pictures of Aubrey O'Day in her underwear getting oiled up and glitter blown onto her body in a very suggestive manner were taken during the rehearsals for Aubrey's stint in the Las Vegas show Peepshow, in which we hear that you get to see Aubrey O'Day naked. And because Aubrey is an attention whore, she then posted the pictures on Twitter. See, Twitter is useful after all.
But who hasn't seen Aubrey O'Day naked? Hell, go into any strip bar and you can see 10 women who look exactly like Aubrey O'Day naked all at once. And if you tip well, I'm sure you can get even more. And the same is probably true for Aubrey...
Well, here it is. Aubrey O'Day nude in Playboy. And, well, um.... I'm bored. I don't get it. Playboy paid $500,000 for one of the skankiest, nastiest, slutiest chicks in the world (who hangs out with porn stars) to sit on a chair in front of grey background? Really? I mean, I'm not expecting to see Aubrey getting gang-banged by midgets, but WTF? Besides photoshopping the fuck out of her already plastic face (and breasts) there is absolutely no effort being put in here. Someone needs to remind Playboy that the phrase is "sex sells" not "boring plastic clone women with boring fake plastic boobs sells." And forget the sex, where's the sexy? Why is Aubrey O'Day naked putting me to sleep?
If you want to see more of Aubrey O'Day naked, you can find it at Playboy.com and the Cyber Club, and who knows, maybe that's where all the sexy pictures are.
With a little help from Photoshop (okay, a lot of help) we'll soon be seeing Aubrey O'Day nude in Playboy magazine. But for now, all we have is these few preview pictures. Now, if you're feeling a slight sense of confusion, don't worry, that's just a sense of excitement for an issue of Playboy, which probably feels unfamiliar because you've never experienced that before. But don't worry, it's completely normal. Now, let's just hope that this photoshoot actually shows Aubrey O'Day naked, and not teasing around with 8 pages of Aubrey covering up the good stuff (as Playboy often does).
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Aubrey O’Day Nearly Flashes the Flesh Puppies at Hollywood Party
So many sexy celebs almost busting out of their tops today. To that list, add Aubrey O'Day, who is famous for a whole bunch of little things I never quite understand, but two big things I get very well, with her double scoops of nice-cream almost flopping out of her tiny top last night at the Verizon Bash in Hollywood. Oh, sure, you can call it desperate for attention, but I call it the most wonderful accident in the world just waiting to happen. Cleavus interruptus. Enjoy.