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Courtney Stodden Is On The Verge Of A Wardrobe Malfunction – Celebuzz |
 I Never Thought I'd Love Sports Bras This Much – The Chive | |
| Kesha Rolls Out With Her Booty Out – The Superficial | |
| Olivia Munn Sizzles In Esquire – Popoholic | |
| Miley Cyrus and Rihanna Making Out? – TMZ | |
| Angelina Jolie's Nude Photo Auctioned Off – Huffington Post |
Ashley Greene WIll Be Mine, Do You Hear Me, Jonas Brother Number Something?
It's been a tough week for me, with this whole Selena Gomez dates a pimply boy pop star thing, and knowing that my super hottie lust-crush Ashley Greene is serving as beard for one of the Jonii, it's really kind of depressing. Ashley Greene is simply too hot to be playing these public relations gossip column games. She needs to be with a real man who can handle her Level 10 sextacity. Somebody like, oh, I don't know, somebody like me. I'd adore her in ways that aren't even legal in most states. Things involving devices so complex, that NASA scientists would look at the sketches and stare in awe and say, 'holy shit'. Foreplay would take seventeen years, but in the end, Ashley Greene would be smiling so wide, you could see where she had her wisdom teeth removed in sixth grade. It would be amazing. While we're waiting for this exultation, take a peek at these Ashley Green pictures from Cosmopolitan and see if you don't want to start building your own devices. Enjoy.