Of course, the amazingly sexy Ashley Greene could never really steal from me, as everything I have is but waiting to be given to her. Shop away, my sweet sweaty post-workout shopper. Do you look good in your new leotard? You look wonderful, blue, black, you know, no clothes at all. Why am I staring at your butt? Oh, sweetheart, you just keep shopping and don't worry about such... oh, my, are your shoes untied again?
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Ashley Greene Sweaty and Sexy and Stealing My Credit Card
Of course, the amazingly sexy Ashley Greene could never really steal from me, as everything I have is but waiting to be given to her. Shop away, my sweet sweaty post-workout shopper. Do you look good in your new leotard? You look wonderful, blue, black, you know, no clothes at all. Why am I staring at your butt? Oh, sweetheart, you just keep shopping and don't worry about such... oh, my, are your shoes untied again?
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