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Ashley Greene Hotness Slowly Dying from Celibacy
Yep, it's happening. The Twilight hottie star burns ever weaker as Ashley Greene languishes in the virtual prisoner role of commitment-banded Jonas Brother girlfriend. Just look at how this formerly curvy, super sexy woman fades into aerobic gauntness, her awesome asstastic diminishing to a state of flatness that's causing me to weep actual blood. No! Somebody get this girl a sandwich and a good, stiff, err, second sandwich. Oh, Ashley Greene hotness, maybe we shall never be together, but you must find an Egotastic! minded dude to get you back to your former self. Please.
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