Egotastic
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Courtney Stodden Is On The Verge Of A Wardrobe Malfunction – Celebuzz |
 I Never Thought I'd Love Sports Bras This Much – The Chive | |
| Kesha Rolls Out With Her Booty Out – The Superficial | |
| Olivia Munn Sizzles In Esquire – Popoholic | |
| Miley Cyrus and Rihanna Making Out? – TMZ | |
| Angelina Jolie's Nude Photo Auctioned Off – Huffington Post |
Ashlee Simpson Abused as a Child
Well, maybe not, but she did have to deal with her parents' wrath after uttering the "B" word (that's Bitch, by the way). According to The Post Chronicle Ashlee Simpson's parents literally washed her mouth out with soap after hearing her use the offending word.
Hmm, so maybe that explains things. I guess she probably swallowed some of the soap, which would explain her brain damage. It would also explain her satisfaction after leaving this hair salon, with can only ne described as a less-than-flattering cut. It all makes sense now.