Ashlee Simpson

Granted, if I was picking my all time down Mexico way bikini hot tub time trio of sexy celebrities, I might not come up with the trifecta of Nicole Richie, Ashlee Simpson, and Juliette Lewis, but I must give it up fro the unparalleled randomness of that South of the Border bikini threesome. I can't ever remember a time we got to see such a nice glimpse of the Nicole Richie, partial workout, partial 90210 touched up, bikini body; and when you consider the fact that her little Cabo weekend party included a hot-bodied Ashlee Simpson, and, dare I say, even a ogle-worthy Juliette Lewis, well, the Mayan calendar be damned, because the Aztec calendar nearly jumped to first position in signaling the end of the world. Utterly random, utterly eclectic, utterly hot. Nothing left to do but enjoy.

(P.S. Technically, okay, yeah, there was a foursome to this girl gaggle. Samantha Ronson joined the bikini cast of the all-girl Cabo bikini weekend. Now, Cousin Jonathan put up a shizz-fit about Samantha Ronson never being seen by eyeballs on Egotastic!, but for those that want the complete bikini foursome, check out the rather boob-revealing Samantha Ronson bikini pictures on SocialiteLife.)