There are few places on this blue planet where I'm considered a VIP. But Target is surely one of them, thanks to my intense and loyal shopping habits. I once bought 30 pairs of socks for $50. I don't even wear socks, but my collection of puppets from said purchase has made the cover of many arts and crafts magazines. So, I was kind of surprised when I was not invited to the Target VIP event to pimp something or other discount merchandise related. Especially when I saw the array of celebrity hotties that the box store had lined up to co-pimp, not the least of which were the secret lust of my life, Rachel Bilson, looking fine in her Target frock, and Anna Farris, funny, sexy, cleavy, and looking all kinds of 'wish she were my girlfriend (I mean, if I didn't already have a girlfriend who reads this site and is a black-belt in some punishing form of mystical Eastern arts). Lucky for Target, I don't take things personally; I'll be back there this afternoon buying 10,000 rubber bands for $6. I love a bargain almost as much as I love sexy celebrities. Enjoy.
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MSM Weekly 60-Seconds of Skintastic Includes Anna Faris Buttside, Walking Tall Bare Tops, and Stefania Casini Ski-Poling (VIDEO)
Okay, let's be honest, this is prom season, a time when you're either about to, or not so fondly recalling, wasting a few hundred of your very hard earned dollars on the hopes of possible just seeing the hint of your date's bare flesh puppy. Well, that's a sucker bet, when for a few bucks and your DVD or Blu-Ray player, you can see tons o' celebrity hot ta's with a wonderful roadmap provided by our friends at Mr. Skin.
This week's Mr. Skin Minute includes Anna Faris bare delicious bottom in The House Bunny, a couple of 70's topless mamas from the classic Walking Tall movie series, and Italian actress Stefania Casini in a scene from the movie 1900 that I didn't even know existed (** warning, it contains DeNiro and Depardieu bare johnsons). Enjoy.