Anna Faris

Anna Faris Flashes the Push Pops at the Premiere of ‘What’s Your Number?’

November 1, 2011 @ 8:33 am

There's no reason to hide it; I think Anna Farris is funny hot. And when you throw in the bouncy flouncy cleavage she was flashing at last night's premiere of the undoubtedly craptastic chick flick, What's Your Number, well, I'm prepared to go head over heels for the comedic actress. Anna, I can't bring myself to watch your movie, but can we still a drink from my garage mini-fridge? I have Baileys minis courtesy of some unobservant flight attendants on Southwest Airlines. Enjoy.

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Welcome Back to Hottieville, Anna Farris

November 1, 2011 @ 8:31 am

The crowd of Anna Farris lust crushers is pretty large. Like a flash mob of dudes who like funny chicks who are also hot. Outside of her movie roles, it's ever so hard to get sexy looks of this woman I happy to find very passion-inducing. So bless KA magazine for this brief, but sextastic spread of the blonde bunny looking all kinds of sophisticated hot. Welcome back to Hottieville, Anna Farris, please don't go away ever again. Enjoy.

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Rachel Bilson and Anna Faris, Just a Couple Hotties Pimping Target

November 1, 2011 @ 8:27 am

There are few places on this blue planet where I'm considered a VIP. But Target is surely one of them, thanks to my intense and loyal shopping habits. I once bought 30 pairs of socks for $50. I don't even wear socks, but my collection of puppets from said purchase has made the cover of many arts and crafts magazines. So, I was kind of surprised when I was not invited to the Target VIP event to pimp something or other discount merchandise related. Especially when I saw the array of celebrity hotties that the box store had lined up to co-pimp, not the least of which were the secret lust of my life, Rachel Bilson, looking fine in her Target frock, and Anna Farris, funny, sexy, cleavy, and looking all kinds of 'wish she were my girlfriend (I mean, if I didn't already have a girlfriend who reads this site and is a black-belt in some punishing form of mystical Eastern arts). Lucky for Target, I don't take things personally; I'll be back there this afternoon buying 10,000 rubber bands for $6. I love a bargain almost as much as I love sexy celebrities. Enjoy.

Photo credit: Splash News

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Anna Faris Bikini Pictures Show Off Her Implants

November 1, 2011 @ 8:23 am

Here's Anna Faris taking some time off from shooting a movie in Maui, and taking some time to show off her breast implants in a skimpy bikini. Personally, I think breast implants are kinda dumb, and pretty gross when you really think about the whole concept, but then I see pictures like these, and I think, maybe it's not that bad...

Photo credit: Splash News

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Anna Faris: Hot / Fake / Kind of Annoying

November 1, 2011 @ 8:22 am

So, does anyone else find Anna Faris increasingly annoying? Yes, she's cute, sexy, and, for the most part, funny, but I find her act is wearing exceedingly thin. She's been doing the whole "I'm just a dumb blonde" and "I make goofy faces" routine for as long as she's been around, and it's just boring now. And then there's the fact that she appears to be morphing into a Heidi Montag clone. From her collagen filled lips, to her silicone filled breasts, I don't think there's anything real left on her, including that bleach blonde hair. I think it's about time Anna Faris got a new gimmick.

That being said, there's lots more pictures of Anna Faris and her new-found cleavage in that crazy dress, after the jump.

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Anna Faris is Busting Out, and Freaking Me Out, in Arena

November 1, 2011 @ 8:22 am

Anna Faris is super cute, and a total hottie, but she isn't known for being one of the bustiest girls in the bunch, so it's a little strange to see so much Anna Faris cleavage in the new issue of Arena magazine. It looks like they used every trick in the book here, from super-stuffed push-up bras, to massive Photoshop retouching. I'm not saying she looks bad, but not every girl needs to have breasts the size of watermelons. Variety, as they say, is the spice of life, and a petite girl can be just as sexy as a girl with giant cans. It's just a little odd, is all.

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Anna Faris Shows is Sexy Cute in GQ

November 1, 2011 @ 8:22 am

Anna Faris is one of those girls who does sexy, cute, and funny at the same time. It's a rare talent, and she does it well. Now, I can't speak to the funny part where these GQ pictures are concerned, but she's definitely got the sexy cute thing down. Yum.

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