Ana Beatriz Barros

Ana Beatriz Barros and Bar Refaeli Lead List of Hotties at Cavalli Party in Cannes

November 1, 2011 @ 8:30 am

Honestly, the average ratio of guys to girls at my house parties is 8:1, it's like an enormous sausage fest where a bunch of dudes circle and edge ever closer to some girl in a back brace who can't run away. So, I gotta give it up to Roberto Cavalli, the world's only straight fashion designer. What a ruse to get the hot ladies onto your boat and at your parties. Dude has it going on. His party last night in Cannes to celebrate his new store opening featured a gaggle of the world's finest models, including the highly underrated Ana Beatriz Barros, who has three names, but a million points of hotness, followed not far behind by the likes of Bar Refaeli, Alessandra Ambrosio, skanky hot Victoria Silvstedt, and Ana Araujo, young Brazilian hottie model girlfriend of cradle-robbing Ronnie Wood.  So, am I jealous of Cavalli? Yes, yes, I am. Enjoy.

(Yes, you will note that Bar Refaeli and Victoria Silvstedt showed up to the Cavalli party wearing the same dress. Oh, fashion faux pas! Ladies, you may now titter.)

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Ana Beatriz Barros Puts On One Hell of a Sexy Show for Jack

November 1, 2011 @ 8:30 am

Sometimes a pretty girl steals your heart. Sometimes, a super sexy woman will own your soul. But, most of the time, a smoking hot lady will just give you a big boner smile. Such is the case with Victoria's Secret veteran Brazilian supermodel Ana Beatriz Barros, appearing in this month's Jack magazine (yes, yes, insert your own 'jack' joke) and getting all racy and kinky and sexy and just flashing the results of Mother Nature's blessings combined with countless hours in the gym to produce a wonderful sextacular show of the sexy celebrity female form. Pop some popcorn and untwist some red vines, because it's one hell of a show. Enjoy.

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The Friday Four: Must See Pictures of Claudia Schiffer, Elle Macpherson, Christina Hendricks, Ana Beatriz Barros, and Daisy Watts

 
November 1, 2011 @ 8:28 am

Imagine the hot mom wood factor at the school where Elle Macpherson drops her kid off, then Claudia Schiffer drops her kid off, then the two moms spot each other, smile, and start kissing. I don't know about you, but if it's me ogling this, back in grade school, I'm probably in the nurse's office the rest of the day with an ice pack to my scholastic region.

Say what you will about Christina Hendricks 'losing it', okay, nobody's really said this, but she is pushing the boundaries on curvaceousness around the tummy and asstastic, still, you can not take away her tremendous bosom, on display here in Paris for a Mad Men honorific. A rack is a rack is a rack in fact -- Dr. Seuss.

Whenever we do lots of coverage of Victoria's Secret angels, I always get a little wistful for former angels, such as ridiculously hot Ana Beatriz Barros, who, thankfully, graces the pages of the March edition of Elle magazine, giving us a glimpse into her hot-bodied hotness. I can't wait for my Elle to arrive (meaning, I can't wait to 'borrow' it from my girlfriend's hair salon waiting area when picking her up.)

Welcome boobtastic sensation Daisy Watts to the Egotastic! family of fun and sexy celebrity games. And, thanks to Nuts magazine, and their Sex Edition, we should be seeing much more of the topless and hot Daisy Watts in the very near future. This is what we scientists like to call effin' awesome news.

Photo credit: Fame

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Ana Beatriz Barros Bikini Pictures Make Me Want to Build A Bigger Dam

November 1, 2011 @ 8:28 am

Oh, hot Victoria's Secret Angel and Brazilian supermodel, how I lust to see you in bikini commercial photoshoots.

These Ana Beatriz Barros bikini pictures for Cia Maritima deliver epic hotness. If I were starting my own bikini line, I mean, actually making them rather than just swiping them from the changing rooms at the beach, I'd hire Ana Beatriz Barros to model my swimwear fashions. She's smoking hot, her bikini body is impressive beyond words, really, just to the point of consistent drooling, and her boobs makes me want to construct a large scale hydro-electric power plant dam from scratch with my bare hands. Enjoy.

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Ana Beatriz Barros Lingerie Pictures Will Compel You To Buy Bras and Panties from Victoria’s Secret

November 1, 2011 @ 8:27 am

As you know, I spend several hours each week secreted in the corner of our local Victoria's Secret checking out the new styles in ladies undergarments. I'm a veteran, every few minutes I call out to a random woman not with me, 'Hey, honey, you almost done?' Yeah, I blend. It's sort of my obligation as roving lingerie reporter for an entirely made up fashion magazine I like to call Lacy Things on Hottie Minge. Every now and then I will take a few sample silky things to the counter, being sure to tell the salesgirl, 'Boy, I hope my long time wife likes these.' It's hard just to window shop at Victoria's Secret.

Now seeing the ridiculously sexy Brazilian supermodel, Ana Beatriz Barros, pimping lingerie for V.S. like almost nobody else can. Her super hot body barely clad in little bras and panties and frilly things that are the only type of clothing on women that men universally agree actually serves some purpose. Me and my credit card are rendered defenseless. Enjoy.

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Ana Beatriz Barros Topless Pictures for Herculean Level Hotness

 
November 1, 2011 @ 8:27 am

I wait by my door. Is that a car I hear outside my house? Oh, just the neighbor kid who souped up his Hyundai so it flies 4,000 RPM at 5 mph. When will it get here? I'm going out of my... it's here! Oh, bless the day. My copy of Hercules magazine has arrived!

I've missed Ana Beatriz Barros. I'm so down with A.B.B. I'm down with the entire massive set of super hot Brazilian super models, whether in my Victoria's Secret catalogs or, as last we saw you, on the amazing Pirelli calendar, with so man of your hottie sister brethren. These Ana Beatriz Barros topless pictures featured in Hercules magazine make me want to fly down to Rio, snap on my thong, and hit the beach. Actually, that desire exists exclusive of these photos, I just want to do that, but, while on the plane, I will be ogling the ridiculously hot boobs of this amazingly hot woman. Enjoy.

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So Many Naked Supermodels in the 2010 Pirelli Calendar!

 
November 1, 2011 @ 8:24 am

Well, it's finally here, the full, unedited, uncensored 2010 Pirelli Calendar, and even though we've seen a whole bunch of previews, this thing never gets any less hot. Featuring Miranda Kerr, Rosie Huntingotn-Whiteley, Ana Beatriz Barros, Lily Cole, Daisy Lowe, Marloes Horst, Abbey Lee, Catherine McNeil, Eniko Mihalik, Georgina Stojiljkovic, and Gracie Carvalho all nude, or at the very least topless. Yeah, it's pretty aweseome.

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