Amy Adams

Amy Adams InStyle Magazine Pics Stoke the Naughty Teacher Fantasies

So many sexy celebrities easy to be thankful today, but Amy Adams deserves some recognition for her work in the area of innocent-looking sweetheart who you can't help but imagine being some kind of secretly naughty librarian. It may just be me, but looking at this mini-pictorial from Amy in the current edition of InStyle magazine, my mind gets to remembering my fourth grade teacher Mrs. Lasttimer, who teased the boys with just an inch or two of legitimate leg and a knowing smile as she introduced yet another round of young male of the species onto the threshold of manhood (not literally, but there were always those boy's room rumors she could never shake, I heard she now works as a union boss in construction).

I can't bring myself to solo-buy a ticket to The Muppet Movie, but I'll be no doubt sneaking a peek at the theater this weekend. Amy Adams is like warm pumpkin pie, a pie made from a vegetable shouldn't taste so good, but it does. Enjoy.

Amy Adams InStyle Magazine Pics Stoke the Naughty Teacher Fantasies

So many sexy celebrities easy to be thankful today, but Amy Adams deserves some recognition for her work in the area of innocent-looking sweetheart who you can't help but imagine being some kind of secretly naughty librarian. It may just be me, but looking at this mini-pictorial from Amy in the current edition of InStyle magazine, my mind gets to remembering my fourth grade teacher Mrs. Lasttimer, who teased the boys with just an inch or two of legitimate leg and a knowing smile as she introduced yet another round of young male of the species onto the threshold of manhood (not literally, but there were always those boy's room rumors she could never shake, I heard she now works as a union boss in construction).

I can't bring myself to solo-buy a ticket to The Muppet Movie, but I'll be no doubt sneaking a peek at the theater this weekend. Amy Adams is like warm pumpkin pie, a pie made from a vegetable shouldn't taste so good, but it does. Enjoy.

Kate Beckinsale and Camilla Belle Lead List of Celebrity Hotties at Art + Film Event

According to my singles dating profile (you know, still up there even though there's a girlfriend because a good fisherman always keeps a freshly baited line in the water) I love museums and hiking. The first makes me sound culturally relevant, the second makes me sound outdoorsy. But I don't go to the museums, because I like my entertainment to speak back to me in surround sound volumes, and hiking is an an endeavor that became outmoded with the invention of the motorcar, now, it's purely for urban hipsters and serial killers. Though I do wish I had hiked my sorry ass over to the Los Angeles County Museum of Art (the dating profile must call it LACMA, like you go there often) over the weekend to the Art + Film gala which brought out an intense bevy of Hollywood beauties in support of what I'm sure was a fantastic cause.

Kate Beckinsale any time, any where, but looking especially hot all red carpeted out in her finest, along with underrated dark beauty, Camilla Belle, Amy Adams who never fails to look like a girl you desperately wish you could hook up with as your summer girlfriend, Kate Hudson fully back from rock star baby making Part 2, Olivia Wilde, cankly but super hot, Reese Witherspoon out of her jogging suit and into a little black dress, and Zoe Saldana, another underrated sexy bomb looking all kinds of hot. Yep, the museum is the place to be, the museum is the place for me. Enjoy.

Kate Beckinsale and Camilla Belle Lead List of Celebrity Hotties at Art + Film Event

According to my singles dating profile (you know, still up there even though there's a girlfriend because a good fisherman always keeps a freshly baited line in the water) I love museums and hiking. The first makes me sound culturally relevant, the second makes me sound outdoorsy. But I don't go to the museums, because I like my entertainment to speak back to me in surround sound volumes, and hiking is an an endeavor that became outmoded with the invention of the motorcar, now, it's purely for urban hipsters and serial killers. Though I do wish I had hiked my sorry ass over to the Los Angeles County Museum of Art (the dating profile must call it LACMA, like you go there often) over the weekend to the Art + Film gala which brought out an intense bevy of Hollywood beauties in support of what I'm sure was a fantastic cause.

Kate Beckinsale any time, any where, but looking especially hot all red carpeted out in her finest, along with underrated dark beauty, Camilla Belle, Amy Adams who never fails to look like a girl you desperately wish you could hook up with as your summer girlfriend, Kate Hudson fully back from rock star baby making Part 2, Olivia Wilde, cankly but super hot, Reese Witherspoon out of her jogging suit and into a little black dress, and Zoe Saldana, another underrated sexy bomb looking all kinds of hot. Yep, the museum is the place to be, the museum is the place for me. Enjoy.

BAFTA Red Carpet Hotties: Jessica Alba, Amy Adams, Jennifer Lawrence, and Minnie Driver… Yes, Minnie Driver!

It's easy to get lost during the height of award season; so many musicians and actors practicing the art of rhetorical auto-fellatio, it really makes the head spin. Of course, the advantage is the celebrity hotties come out in full force, even if we must suffer through the raving fashion fops, let alone clothing at all on these hot bodies. Still, these shows have their moments, including, the BAFTA Awards, the British version of the Oscars, brought out the famous babes in droves, plenty for the eye to ogle. Catching my all-seeing ogle-ocular in particular were Jessica Alba (who I still have no idea really why she was at an acting award show, but, who cares, so damn hot), Amy Adams (who's not letting post-baby dropping stop her from shooting for title of hottest hottie this entire awards season), Jennifer Lawrence, Winter's Bone hottie burst onto the scene, and, Minnie Driver (yep, that Minnie Driver, pulled from the depths of lost sexies, because she earned her damn hotness spot). Enjoy.

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SAG Awards Bring Out the Thespian Heat: Sofia Vergara, Mila Kunis, Amy Adams, and Lea Michele

Award season has officially commenced when the actors hold award shows to give out awards to other actors. There's only two certainties at these events; first, that the thespians will not so subtly compare their professional craft to a combination of anointed sainthood and raw genius, and, second, there will be cleavage. The latter being of the only real importance to me. Nobody's really shined harder, or boobed harder, this award season than Sofia Vergara, who flashes the award season boobtastic like almost no other. She leads my list of SAG Awards hotties, followed by Mila Kunis, Amy Adams (also having a solid award season showing so far), and Lea Michele, who tries hard to show the chest off, working only with what the Good Lord gave her.

Did I mention how Sofia Vergara is taking home the award season cleavage awards? Here she is the evening before at the DGA Awards:

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2011 Golden Globes Sexiest Red Carpet Arrivals

Okay, those who stuck with me through the night know that I was in some trouble with my girlfriend for ogling down the hottest celebrities on the red carpet at this evening's 2011 Golden Globe Awards. I'm in the doghouse, but while I am, I'm going to envision a cathouse filled with my favorite sexy celebrities of the evening (in no particular order of preference, all these ladies may assault me in perverse ways at their discretion):

Anne Hathaway, Dianna Agron, Emma Stone, Megan Fox, Sofia Vergara, Eva Longoria, Maria Menounos, Naya Rivera, Nicole Kidman, Amy Adams, Angelina Jolie, Halle Berry, Heidi Klum, and Mandy Moore.

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