Amber Rose

Selena Gomez and Victoria Justice Lead the 2011 MTV Video Music Awards Parade of Hotties Who Can’t Really Sing

(Note: we'll be updating photos throughout the evening as the event continues)

30-years old and still pimping the craptastic. No, not me. MTV, and their long running Video Music Awards, which I think held some musical merit when the channel actually used to run music videos, but now that they are primarily dedicated to the exploration of dysfunctional teens drinking brew, throwing down, and getting knocked up, I'm not exactly sure what we're supposed to make of their annual dog and pony and Snooki show.

Still, they do manage to bring out the young hot faux diva talent, including the likes of Selena Gomez, Victoria Justice, Demi Lovato, Jessie J, Kelly Rowland, Britney Spears, Beyonce (just announced she's preggo), Katy Cocktease, the financially wed Kim Kardashian, Amber Rose, Katie Holmes, Miley Cyrus, Vanessa Hudgens, J-Woww, Zoe Saldana, and Maria Menounos, the latter of whom I think just showed up cause she's smoking hot and got invited. Fair enough. Enjoy.

Mo’ Mo’ Mo’ Amber Rose Leaked Nekkid Pictures!

 

CLICK TO SEE AMBER ROSE IN HER FULL BIRTHDAY SUIT

Our good and baldy friend Amber Rose is at it again, well, not really at it again, but nekkid exposed once more, courtesy of MediaTakeOut which is running even more self-published photos of the bodaciousformer Kanye West model girlfriend.

It's a thing. An Amber Rose thing. It's a good thing. Do try to enjoy.

(Don't forget to join us on the Egotastic! Facebook page where we can discuss Amber Rose's piercings, see some additional Rihanna butt shots, and just act like the gentlemen that we are.)

EXPLICIT CONTENT WARNING: Purported Amber Rose Leaked Diddling Pictures

 

PLEASE BE ABLE TO HANDLE THE SIGHT OF WOMEN'S BODIES IF YOU CLICK INSIDE TO SEE THE VERY FULL AMBER ROSE PETALS

No, boobs and butts are not explicit content. Not in our world. Maybe in the world of the FCC and the handwringers and lamenting class who find the human body to be chock full of sin (which, of course, it is when it's at its best), but, Amber Rose plucking her own body banjo? Yep, that's explicit, and, well, being the purveyors of 'sexy celebrity', a must carry. Not quite sure the origin of these self-published photos purported to be the model and former Kanye West girlfriend and former, oh, probably lots of other things she's not so proud of, but MediaTakeOut has ink-splashed their moniker all over the photos so that's probably a good start if you're into investigating sources. Enjoy.

Amber Rose Topless Pictures Join the Boobtastic Beach Parade

 

There are three categories of celebrities in the Egotastic! universe (probably more than three, but three is all I can remember at the moment): super hot celebs who always make the cut, not so hot celebs who don't make the cut (let's call this group the Winehousers), and then a certain gaggle of starlets who can earn their way into publication by way of flashing some big cans. Model and former Kanye West girlfriend, Amber Rose, is in this latter category. Oh, sure, there's those of you with the 'I wouldn't throw her out of my bed' set of standards (which always baffled me because I don't think people who say that actually have a valid list of women they would throw out of their beds, so it's fairly moot), but, we try to be particular on this ship of sextastic, and Amber Rose still does kind of remind me of Mickey Von Buren, the shaven-head kid on my high school wrestling team who claimed to have contracted an STD from an opposing wrestler, which was always a hard excuse for his teammates to swallow (as it were). Nevertheless, the bare boobtastic scores big time bonus points and there aren't many fit celebrities out there who when caught off guard flashing the funbags are not going to be seen on here (Kathy Griffin exclusion, of course.). Enjoy.

Amber Rose: Bikini-Bot

Here's Kanye West's girlfriend / protege / sex-bot, Amber Rose in a bikini again. Sorry, there are no Amber Rose topless pictures this time around, but she is looking extra robotic. And you know how else I can tell she's a robot? Because no actual human being could stand being around Kanye and his giant ego for more than 10 minutes.

Amber Rose Topless Bikini Pictures

 

If you don't know who Amber Rose is, that's because she's really nobody. But she's also Kanye West's girlfriend (and "protegé"), so she must be famous. It really doesn't matter. What does matter (though just barely) is that we have these Amber Rose topless bikini pictures. Because who doesn't want to see what Kanye West is banging. I say "what" instead of "who" because I'm not entirely sure that Amber Rose is actually human, and not some kind of weird shaved-headed robo-sex-slave. I mean, just take a look at those boobs...

Selena Gomez and Victoria Justice Lead the 2011 MTV Video Music Awards Parade of Hotties Who Can’t Really Sing

(Note: we'll be updating photos throughout the evening as the event continues)

30-years old and still pimping the craptastic. No, not me. MTV, and their long running Video Music Awards, which I think held some musical merit when the channel actually used to run music videos, but now that they are primarily dedicated to the exploration of dysfunctional teens drinking brew, throwing down, and getting knocked up, I'm not exactly sure what we're supposed to make of their annual dog and pony and Snooki show.

Still, they do manage to bring out the young hot faux diva talent, including the likes of Selena Gomez, Victoria Justice, Demi Lovato, Jessie J, Kelly Rowland, Britney Spears, Beyonce (just announced she's preggo), Katy Cocktease, the financially wed Kim Kardashian, Amber Rose, Katie Holmes, Miley Cyrus, Vanessa Hudgens, J-Woww, Zoe Saldana, and Maria Menounos, the latter of whom I think just showed up cause she's smoking hot and got invited. Fair enough. Enjoy.