Lindsay Lohan Does Madonna (But Not That Way)

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Glamour magazine did a photoshoot with a bunch of young stars posing as American Icons, and for the most part, it's pretty good, but probably the standout pictures are of Lindsay Lohan as Madonna. Really, only because they are the only ones with any cleavage, and also, they have Lindsay posing in Madonna's 1984 outfit, when she was actually sexy. They also used a really soft lens, and the pictures are small, so you can't tell that Lindsay is really an anorexic coke whore. So, win win.

The other pictures include Alexis Bledel as Rosie the Riveter, Chanel Iman as Althea Gibson, Hayden Panettiere as Amelia Earhart, Emma Roberts as Audrey Hepburn, Camilla Belle as Mary Tyler Moore, Emma Stone as Carrie Bradshaw, Elisha Cuthbert as Brandi Chastain, America Ferrera as Dolores Huerta, Alicia Keys as First Lady Michelle Obama, Paula Patton as Billie Holiday, and Odette Yustman, Spencer Grammer, & Rumer Willis as The Women of Woodstock.

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81st Annual Academy Awards Mega Picture Post

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So, the Academy Awards show sucked donkey balls, but you knew that would be the case, right? I'm just glad that for once I didn't stay home alone to watch the damn thing. That would have been really depressing. And while the show was complete clusterfuck, as one friend put it, there were a couple highlights. Ben Stiller doing a bang-on Joaquin Phoenix impression was hilarious, and Steve Martin and Tina Fey were genius. But that really about it. The winners were damned predictable, with Slumdog basically stealing every award. At least Heath Ledger was given his due.

But you don't really care about any of that. You want to see the pictures, and here they are. I've got to say, though, this year's Oscar fashions leave a lot to be desired. Top pics include Natalie Portman, Anne Hathaway, Penelope Cruz, and Angelina Jolie. In the "OMG, WTF is she wearing" column, you'll find Jessica Biel, Miley Cyrus, and Amanda Seyfried, otherwise gorgeous girls who really need new stylists. Honorable mention goes to Sarah Jessica Parker's cleavage for being a great distraction from her face.

Here's a taste of the over 150 pictures you'll find after the jump.

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Alicia Keys Bikini Hunger

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It's completely juvenile to make fun of these Alicia Keys bikini pictures because she happens to be eating, but whoever said I'm not juvenile? It's actually kind of refreshing to see, what with all those anorexic chicks who could really use a cheeseburger. Still, there isn't almost a single frame in which Alicia Keys doesn't have something in her mouth in these pictures, so it's a just a bit funny. And yes, I'm a jackass.

Lots more Alicia Keys bikini pictures after the jump.

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50th Annual Grammy Awards Mega Picture Post

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Another year, another Grammy Awards show, and another three hours wasted. Once again Kanye talks out of his ass, a bunch of people you don't care about read canned scripts (poorly) off a telepromter, and your favourite bands and singers are so far removed from anyone voting for the Grammys, that you don't even know why you bothered to watch. At least I don't. When the best part of the show is a jazz musician and a Chinese pianist playing Gershwin's Rhapsody in Blue, that says a lot about the music industry these days (not that there's anything wrong with Gershwin).

But you didn't come to here me bitch about another lame award show. Or did you? No, you came to see what all the ladies were wearing, and that's one thing Egotastic! can provide. Alicia Keys, Beyonce, Rihanna, Fergie, Carrie Underwood, my new favourite super-cutie, Taylor Swift, and more were in attendance, so hit the link below for the full gallery.

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2007 American Music Awards Mega Picture Post

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Considering that the American Music Awards are the least importnant award show around (not that any award shows are actually important at all), I was rather impressed with this year's turnout of A-List hotties who were there. Avril Lavigne, Alicia Keys, Rihanna, Carrie Underwood, Vanessa Hudgens and Ashley Tisdale are just a few of the lovely ladies who showed up, and they were all looking mighty fine. Also in attendence were Beyonce and her boobs.

There are many more pictures after the jump, and with over 100 pictures in all, there's plenty to keep you occupied while you start off another boring week at work. Don't worry, you don't need to thank me.

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Scarlett Johansson Hates Paparazzi Harassment

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Scarlett Johansson has taken the celebrity/paparazzi dance to the next level. While on set of her film "The Nanny Diaries," Scarlett decided to poke a little fun at the paparazzi by covering her face with a home-made sign that read:

"I am being harrassed by the person taking this picture."

Of course, Scarlett's spelling could use a little improvement. The correct spelling of "harrassed" is, in fact, harassed, but who's counting. Her co-star, Alicia Keys joined in on the fun by adding her own sign which read:

"Me too."

Oh what fun it is stalking celebrities, but score one for Scarlett. Although I'm sure the paparazzi who toke those photos still made a buck for her effort. Next time she should just kick the photographer in the nuts and steal his camera. He'll think twice about taking her picture again. Trust me.

Trust me.

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2006 Grammy Awards Mega Pictures Post

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Oh my God did the Grammy Awards suck. The sound was awful, and the performers stank. And, correct me if I'm wrong, but aren't they supposed to hand out awards at an awards show? But you know its a terrible show when the best act is Mariah Carey. The whole Sly and the Family Stone medley was a joke, and so who the hell let Mary J. Blige ruin U2's "one."

On the very small plus side, that whole Jay Z and Paul McCartney thing was cool, but a couple years too late, I think (Can anyone say "Grey Album?"), and Madonna and the Gorillaz performance was a novelty at best. At least U2 won a couple awards, including Best Song and Best Album, keeping Kanye West's ego in check.

Holy crap, I feel like shooting myself in the head after wasting my night on that show. See what I go through for you!? You'll find nearly 200 Grammy Awards pictures are after the jump, but I don't think anyone looked good (except for Chritina Milian). This whole night was awful.

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The Alicia Keys Show

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Alicia Keys has just signed a deal with UPN to produce a television series based on her childhood. Although similar in concept to Everyone Hates Chris, which is based on Chris Rock's youg life, Keys' show would not be a comedy, reports MTV.

Although Keys probably won't be acting in the show, she is beginning an acting career of her own, having just finished Smokin' Aces alongside Ben Affleck, Jeremy Piven, and Ryan Reynolds. And it looks like she's really getting into the whole process.

"When I was her, I was her," Keys wrote. "What she went through, I was really going through. I understood her. Her insecurities became mine, her anger became mine, her past and what shaped her to be who she is, became me. It was like I had no reservations, no hesitations, I just walked and talked and thought like her. ... Through her, I was able to express a side of me that I never really have, but has always been deep within in some way."

Well, we'll see if her acting skills compare to her musical abilities, but if they do, she should be in store for a big career in acting. Until then, more pictures of Alicia Keys after the jump.

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MTV Video Music Awards 2005 Mega Picture Post

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Another award show means another Mega Picture Post! This time it's the 2005 MTV Video Music Awards, which were hosted by Sean "Diddy" (STFU) Combs. But you don't care about that do you? No, you don't, and frankly you shouldn't, so here are the pictures. 134 to be exact.

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Alicia Keys Pictures from Elle Magazine

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Some might Alicia Keys is talented. Some might say Alicia Keys is brilliant. Some might even say Alicia Keys is beautiful. And I wouldn't disagree. Some might also say Alicia Keys has great skin. I'd say so does photoshop.

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