Here's Supermodel Alessandra Ambrosio showing off her amazing ass, and looking otherwise spectacular in Homem Vogue, the Brazilian version of Men's Vogue. Two of her outfits are also pretty seethrough, and you can kind of see some nipple, but the pics are a bit on the small and blurry side, so you'll have to squint. But you don't have anything better to do with your time, now do you?
These Alessandra Ambrosio bikini pictures are from the new Victoria's Secret swimwear catalogue, and if you're wondering what her secret is, I think we finally know: Photoshop. Now, don't get me wrong, Alessandra is killer hot, but not quite this hot. Whereas we know she had a little bit of a post-baby bump when these photos were shot, there is nary a bump to be seen. Obviously, it's no secret that these types of bikini pictures get airbrushed to make them look perfect, but I think may have taken it a little too for, only inasmuch as where you think you'd see some camel toe, there ain't nothin' at all.
We saw these Adriana Lima nude pictures from DT magazine before, but they were small and a bit blurry. Now we've got them much bigger, and much clearer, and it looks like Adriana brought her hot friends with her, including Alessandra Ambrosio, Caroline Trentini, Cintia Dicker, Isabeli Fontana, Raica Oliveira, and Michelle Alves. All naked. Of course, they keep the good stuff covered up, but even seeing a quarter of a naked Supermodel is enough to make it a good day.
Link: Adriana Lima, Alessandra Ambrosio and Friends Get Naked for DT
If you hated Supermodels and their freakishly good genes before, boy are you going to hate them now. According to The New York Daily News, Alessandra Ambrosio got her post-baby body back into shape without doing much at all. In fact, she says she only does Yoga once a week. Now take a look at these Alessandra Ambrosio bikini pictures, and think on that!
Call it the Model Myth — a svelte Âcelebrity who claims she doesn’t work out to maintain her enviable physique.
Victoria's Secret model Alessandra Ambrosio told guests at Russell James' book launch on Wednesday that she barely lifted a finger to get her body back after having a baby. "I only do yoga once a week or so, but that's it for now," she shrugged.
Seriously, we need to start cloning these people. Or making them have more babies, since they can obviously get back into shape super fast. But I guess that's why they pay them the big bucks, right? After all, she could probably vaporize us with her heat vision, so it's probably best to keep her happy.
Here's more proof that Alessandra Ambrosio is not actually human.
We ended off last week with some Alessandra Ambrosio bikini pictures, so what better way to start off this week than with some more Alessandra Ambrosio bikini pictures. It's still hard to believe that Alessandra gave birth just five months ago, but she is a Supermodel after all, and that's one the main Supermodel Superpowers. Other Supermodel Superpowers include the ability to change clothes really fast (kinda like Superman, but not quite), the ability to walk in a straight line without falling down (most of the time), and of course, the ability to melt mens brains on sight. That last one's actually pretty cool.
More Alessandra Ambrosio bikini pictures after the jump.
Photo credit: Splash News / bauergriffinonline.com
JUMP to MORE of... More Alessandra Ambrosio Bikini Pictures
Just like Marisa Miller, Alessandra Ambrosio was down in St. Barts for the Victoria's Secret bikini photoshoots this week, and these Alessandra Ambosio bikini pictures show once again that something like pregnancy can't keep a Supermodel down. Unlike our week-long Marisa Miller bikini tribute, we're lumping a whole bunch of different Alessandra Ambrosio bikini pics into one post. Mainly because while she's definitely beautiful, she ain't no Marisa Miller. Also, I'm lazy.
More Alessandra Ambrosio bikini pictures after the jump.
Photo credit: Splash News / Fame
JUMP to MORE of... Alessandra Ambrosio Bikini Pictures Too
Last week we brought you over 200 pictures from the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show, and today we've got the videos from last nights broadcast. That's right, forget about working for the rest of the day, sit back, relax, and watch the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show, starring all of your favourites, including Heidi Klum, Adriana Lima, Marisa Miller, Miranda Kerr, Alessandra Ambrosio, Karolina Kurkova, Doutzen Kroes, and many more. And if your boss asks you what you're doing, just tell him it's research. That works every time.
Watch the Videos:
Victorias Secret Fashion Show 2008 Video - Part 1
Victorias Secret Fashion Show 2008 Video - Part 2
Victorias Secret Fashion Show 2008 Video - Part 3
Victorias Secret Fashion Show 2008 Video - Part 4
Victorias Secret Fashion Show 2008 Video - Part 5
Yes, it's that very special time of year again. No, not Christmas, not your birthday, not Wednesday. It's the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show! That magical time when the most insanely gorgeous of all Supermodels walk the runway in ridiculous lingerie that no woman would ever actually wear in real life. But that's okay, because these women aren't found in real life either. It's the ultimate fantasy, and you will never be a part of it. But at least you can ook on from the sidelines right here, and dream that one day, maybe you'll be so very lucky that you might breathe the same air as one of these mythical creatures. But keep dreaming.
Of course, all your favourites are here: Heidi Klum, Adriana Lima, Marisa Miller, Miranda Kerr, Angela Lindvall, Alessandra Ambrosio, Isabeli Fontana, Candice Swanepoel, Izabel Goulart, Selita Ebanks, Karolina Kurkova, and lots, lots more.
And speaking of more, there are over 200 more pictures after the jump!
JUMP to MORE of... Victoria's Secret Fashion Show 2008 Pictures
No, you haven't died and gone to heaven, and these aren't 70 virgins (excpet for Adriana Lima, except not really). But they are 25 Angels, Vctoria's Secret Angels, that is. And like how I imagine heaven, they're all wearing sexy white bikinis (Actually, in my version of heaven, they're wearing a lot less). Included in the gang are all the regulars: Adriana Lima, Heidi Klum, Marisa Miller, Alessandra Ambrosio, Miranda Kerr, Doutzen Kroes, Izabel Goulart, Selita Ebanks, Angela Lindvall, and many, many more. It's more hotness than you can shake your stick at, but I'm sure you'll have a lot of fun trying.
And of course, there are lots more Victoria's Secret Supermodel bikini pictures after the jump.
JUMP to MORE of... Victoria's Secret Bikini Heaven
I don't know what kind of cosmic lottery you have to play in order to win a spot at this Victoria's Secret bikini photoshoot, featuring Adriana Lima, Alessandra Ambrosio, Karolina Kurkova, and Marisa Miller, but I want a ticket. I don't care what it costs, or what it takes to get it. I don't even care if I win or not. Just the chance to play is all I ask. But seriously, why don't I get to hang out with Supermodels!?
Photo credit: Splash News
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