Adriana Lima Grabs Some Crotch

12:11 PM, Filed under: Home \ Celebrities \ Adriana Lima

Meet the luckiest man alive. He's the dude having his cock grabbed by Hottest Woman in the World: Adriana Lima. Just in case you had any lingering doubt that working for Victoria's Secret is the best job ever, just check out the perks! And I bet he's perking up right now, if you know what I mean... And in all likelihood, he's probably gay (because that's just the way it works), but I doubt he was still gay after this shot was taken.

Update: There seems to be some controversy regarding the "realness" of this picture, or rather the "fakeness." Adriana Lima's lawyers are claiming it's fake. And asking me to report the same. But I also received an email from someone claiming to be the photographer claiming the photo is copyrighted. So which one is it?

Anyway, for legal reasons, I'll just say, I cannot confirm that this photo is or is not of Adriana Lima.

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Adriana Lima Gives Good Cleavage

01:50 PM, Filed under: Home \ Celebrities \ Adriana Lima

Adriana Lima will invariably end up in some magazine somewhere, and will generally look hot doing so. Such is the case with this spread from El Pais magazine. I've never heard of it, but that's not the point. The point is, Adriana Lima's cleavage is heavenly, and it's Friday (Good Friday, at that), and it's nice outside, so I'm taking off. Laters.

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Adriana Lima in Lingerie

12:47 PM, Filed under: Home \ Celebrities \ Adriana Lima

Yesterday we had some very sexy Adriana Lima bikini pictures, and today we've got the lovely Adriana Lima in Lingerie. This is all basically just an ad for Victoria's Secret, but like I've said before, if they're going to go to the trouble of paying Adriana Lima tons of money to get half naked, I'm going to make sure their money is well spent.

Lots more pictures of Adriana Lima in Lingerie after the jump.

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Adriana Lima Bikini Pictures

12:21 PM, Filed under: Home \ Celebrities \ Adriana Lima

Here's something completely new and unprecented, never before seen on Egotastic!: Adriana Lima bikini pictures! Okay, so maybe the concept isn't that revolutionary, but if it ain't broke, don't fix it, right? Anyway, here's Adriana Lima for Victoria's Secret Swimwear. I'd make some lame Victoria's Secret pun joke right now, but to be honest, I'm not really in the mood.

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Adriana Lima, Alessandra Ambrosio and Friends Get Naked for DT

12:34 PM, Filed under: Home \ Celebrities \ Adriana Lima

We saw these Adriana Lima nude pictures from DT magazine before, but they were small and a bit blurry. Now we've got them much bigger, and much clearer, and it looks like Adriana brought her hot friends with her, including Alessandra Ambrosio, Caroline Trentini, Cintia Dicker, Isabeli Fontana, Raica Oliveira, and Michelle Alves. All naked. Of course, they keep the good stuff covered up, but even seeing a quarter of a naked Supermodel is enough to make it a good day.

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Adriana Lima is a Topless Tease

12:46 PM, Filed under: Home \ Celebrities \ Adriana Lima

I have two wishes. A) That these Adriana Lima topless pictures were bigger. And 2) That Adriana wasn't covering herself up. What's the point of even taking pictures like these? Why go to the trouble of getting topless, if you're not even going to show the goods? That's what we call being a tease.

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Adriana Lima's Bikini Secret

11:38 AM, Filed under: Home \ Celebrities \ Adriana Lima

I don't know what her secret is, but these Adriana Lima bikini pictures from the new Victoria's Secret swimsuit catalog have her looking bustier than ever. Don't get me wrong, I'm not complaining, but it seems like Adriana Lima's breasts change size more than Lindsay Lohan's. It's probably just those "chicken cutlet" bra filler things that Victoria's Secret sells, and if that's the case, they're doing a damn good job, and if that isn't the case, than Adriana Lima is doing a damn good job.

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Watch the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show

11:11 AM, Filed under: Home \ Celebrities \ Adriana Lima

Last week we brought you over 200 pictures from the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show, and today we've got the videos from last nights broadcast. That's right, forget about working for the rest of the day, sit back, relax, and watch the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show, starring all of your favourites, including Heidi Klum, Adriana Lima, Marisa Miller, Miranda Kerr, Alessandra Ambrosio, Karolina Kurkova, Doutzen Kroes, and many more. And if your boss asks you what you're doing, just tell him it's research. That works every time.

Watch the Videos:

Victorias Secret Fashion Show 2008 Video - Part 1

Victorias Secret Fashion Show 2008 Video - Part 2

Victorias Secret Fashion Show 2008 Video - Part 3

Victorias Secret Fashion Show 2008 Video - Part 4

Victorias Secret Fashion Show 2008 Video - Part 5

Victorias Secret Fashion Show 2008 Video - Part 6

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Adriana Lima Has Been Enhanced

12:58 PM, Filed under: Home \ Celebrities \ Adriana Lima

Here's Adriana Lima in some new ads for Victoria's Secret, and while Adriana Lima is ridiculously hot, she's not THAT hot. I mean, she is THAT hot, in the sense that if you ever met her in person your brain would melt and run down your pants, but she's not THAT hot in that she doesn't actually have size EEE breasts, like you'd think after seeing these Adriana Lima lingerie pictures.

No, I'd say 50% (at most) of what you're seeing here is actually Adriana Lima. The other 50% is a very padded bra, make-up, and tons of Photoshop. And even though I know all this, it still doesn't matter, cuz them's some sexy pictures, Photoshop or no.

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Victoria's Secret Fashion Show 2008 Pictures

01:14 AM, Filed under: Home \ Celebrities \ Adriana Lima

Yes, it's that very special time of year again. No, not Christmas, not your birthday, not Wednesday. It's the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show! That magical time when the most insanely gorgeous of all Supermodels walk the runway in ridiculous lingerie that no woman would ever actually wear in real life. But that's okay, because these women aren't found in real life either. It's the ultimate fantasy, and you will never be a part of it. But at least you can ook on from the sidelines right here, and dream that one day, maybe you'll be so very lucky that you might breathe the same air as one of these mythical creatures. But keep dreaming.

Of course, all your favourites are here: Heidi Klum, Adriana Lima, Marisa Miller, Miranda Kerr, Angela Lindvall, Alessandra Ambrosio, Isabeli Fontana, Candice Swanepoel, Izabel Goulart, Selita Ebanks, Karolina Kurkova, and lots, lots more.

And speaking of more, there are over 200 more pictures after the jump!

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