Adriana Lima and Doutzen Kroes Are My Supermodel Obsession

03:43 AM, Filed under: Home \ Celebrities \ Adriana Lima

So, apparently, Victoria's Secret has some new lingerie line, or something, called Supermodel Obsession. I don't really know, nor do I care, but the important thing is that they get their special brand of Supermodel, women like Adriana Lima and Doutzen Kroes to pose in said lingerie, and, well, that's great.

And sure, these pictures are Photoshopped to the point that they don't even look human anymore, but that's fine. We could all use a little fantasy every now and then. My fantasy, as it were, happens to include both Adriana Lima and Doutzen Kroes, but they're not wearing as much.

Link: Adriana Lima and Doutzen Kroes Are My Supermodel Obsession

Victoria's Secret Girls Gone Wild in GQ

03:24 AM, Filed under: Home \ Celebrities \ Adriana Lima

Oh my. GQ has done it again. And this time they've given us the entire lineup of Victoria's Secret Supermodels. Heidi Klum, Adriana Lima, Marisa Miller, Karolina Kurkova, Alessandra Ambrosio, Miranda Kerr, Izabel Goulart, Selita Ebanks, Isabelli Fontana, Candice Swanepole, Julia Stegner, and Rosie Huntington-Whiteley are all here, and are all super hot. Obviously.

The lucky bastards at GQ got the backstage access that every guy othe planet would kill for, but thankfully, they were really nice, and decided to share, instead of keeping the pictures (and video!!) to themselves. But what are you still doing reading this? Start clicking on the good stuff...

Watch the Video:

Victoria's Secret GQ Special Making Of Video

Link: Victoria's Secret Girls Gone Wild in GQ

Adriana Lima Won't Be a Virgin for Long

10:17 AM, Filed under: Home \ Celebrities \ Adriana Lima

And another one bites the dust. Sad news boys (and girls?), Supermodel Adriana Lima will soon be off the market. The Victoria's Secret stunner is now engaged to Serbian Basketball player, Marko Jaric, of the Minnesota Timberwolves, reports People. Of course, this begs the question of whether or not Adriana Lima is still a virgin. It also makes you wonder if Marko is just asking her to marry him as a ploy to get her into bed. Not that marrying Adriana Lima isn't the best thing you could probably do in your life. I guess it's win win.

Here's Adriana Lima just walking down the street looking ridiculously hot.

Photo credit: WENN

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Adriana Lima Topless and Sexy as Hell in Elle

02:38 AM, Filed under: Home \ Celebrities \ Adriana Lima

I'm a little disappointed in the folks at the Italian edition of Elle magazine, because while they did manage to come up with some damn sexy Adriana Lima topless pictures for their June issue, it would have been nice if they could have gone that extra little inch. I mean, it is Italy, after all. Getting naked is pretty much the national sport. Point is, I would have really liked to see Adriana Lima naked. Still, Adriana Lima topless isn't half bad, and these are still some her hottest pictures yet, so I won't complain too much.

Link: Adriana Lima Topless and Sexy as Hell in Elle

Adriana Lima Nude Pictures and Video from GQ Magazine

10:15 AM, Filed under: Home \ Celebrities \ Adriana Lima

Wednesday is "Hump Day" which is perfect, because here's Adriana Lima nude in the new issue of GQ Magazine. Of course, Adriana Lima is a virgin, so there won't actually be any humping going on. I still can't actually believe that she's never had sex, though. I mean, you don't generally find women much hotter than Adriana Lima. What a waste. At least we get to see Adriana Lima naked. After all, that's the best any of us could really hope for anyway, virgin or not.

Watch the Video:

Adriana Lima Nude Photoshoot Video from GQ

Link: Adriana Lima Nude Pictures and Video from GQ Magazine

Adriana Lima is Topless in Esquire, and So Are Karolina Kurkova, Izabel Goulart, and Selita Ebanks

01:30 AM, Filed under: Home \ Celebrities \ Adriana Lima

Alright, I'm not going to bore you with some long diatribe about how awesome it is that Adriana Lima is topless along with her Victoria's Secret companions, Karolina Kurkova, Izabel Goulart and Selita Ebanks in the February issue of Esquire magazine. Of course, it would be a lot awesomer if they weren't all covering themselves up. At least we get a little Karolina Kurkova nipple action. That's a decent consolation prize.

Oh, and on the cover, rather than all being topless, the girls are bottomless. You know, just to shake things up.

Link: Adriana Lima is Topless in Esquire, and So Are Karolina Kurkova, Izabel Goulart, and Selita Ebanks

Six Naked Victoria's Secret Models? Yes Please!

11:25 AM, Filed under: Home \ Celebrities \ Adriana Lima

You'd think seeing a bunch of Victoria's Secret models in the nude wouldn't be such a big deal, considering that Victoria's Secret models already spend all their time in their underwear (yes, all their time, that's all they do, so shut up). Of course, that isn't the case because having Alessandra Ambrosio, Izabel Goulart, Miranda Kerr, Adriana Lima, Karolina Kurkova, and Selita Ebanks all standing naked in a row is pretty freakin' awesome. Would have been a bit awesomer if they were facing the right way, but they look quite nice from the back as well.

Click on the thumbnail to see the full-size version, originally from French Photo magazine's issue celebrating 20 years of Supermodels.

Link: Six Naked Victoria's Secret Models? Yes Please!

Victoria's Secret Fashion Show Videos

10:32 AM, Filed under: Home \ Celebrities \ Adriana Lima

The Victoria's Secret Fashion Show was on CBS the other night, and let me tell you, watching that in HDTV was one the singular greatest moments of my life. I think I had about 14 aneurisms. And now, videos from the runway show have finally hit the Web, so if you missed the show, here's your chance to get a glimpse of the magic. Naturally, web video isn't quite the same as High Definition, but you probably have work to do today, and I wouldn't want to turn your brain to jelly.

So watch all 6 Videos, and don't forget to check out our all the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show Pictures, plus Even More Victoria's Secret Fashion Show Pictures.

Victorias Secret Fashion Show Runway Video - Highlights

Victorias Secret Fashion Show Runway Video - Part 1

Victorias Secret Fashion Show Runway Video - Part 2

Victorias Secret Fashion Show Runway Video - Part 3

Victorias Secret Fashion Show Runway Video - Part 4

Victorias Secret Fashion Show Runway Video - Part 5

Link: Victoria's Secret Fashion Show Videos

Adriana Lima's Lingerie Guy: Best. Job. Ever.

02:11 AM, Filed under: Home \ Celebrities \ Adriana Lima

Screw this blogging thing. I've just found the Best. Job. Ever. I want to be the guy who makes sure that Adriana Lima's lingerie fits just right. I'm not sure what kind of qualifications it takes, but I'm a quick study, and I'm really dedicated. I mean really, really, really dedicated. And don't worry about health or dental coverage, because after one day on the job, I'd be ready to die a happy, happy man.

Of course, it's a demanding job, and I would accept nothing less than perfection, so Adriana would probably have to get used to hearing me say this, repeatedly: "No! That outfit isn't working at all. Take it off! Take it all off..."

Now if someone could give me the phone number for Victoria's Secret, or better yet, just give me Adriana Lima's phone number. That'll be good enough.

More pictures of Adriana Lima in lingerie after the jump.

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Way More Victoria's Secret Runway Show Pics

02:42 PM, Filed under: Home \ Celebrities \ Adriana Lima

Okay, so here's over 175 more pictures from the Victoria's Secret Runway Show to add to our previous Victoria's Secret Runway Show post. You'll recognize some of the models, and others you won't, but they're all ridiculously hot. Here's a list of all the models in the show:

1. Heidi Klum
2. Karolina Kurkova
3. Adriana Lima
4. Alessandra Ambrosio
5. Izabel Goulart
6. Selita Ebanks
7. Miranda Kerr
8. Marissa Miller
9. Julia Stegner
10. Morgane Dubled
11. Eugenia Volodina
12. Isabeli Fontana
13. Inguna Butane
14. Lindsay Ellingson
15. Oluchi Onweagba
16. Erin Wasson
17. Elise Crombez
18. Flavia Oliveira
19. Andi Muise
20. Hana Sokoupova
21. Marija Vujovic
22. Jessica White
23. Noemie Lenoir
24. Angela Lindvall
25. Jessica Stam
26. Behati Prinsloo
27. Candice Swanpoel
28. Rosie Huntington-Whiteley
29. Caroline Winberg
30. Michaela Kocianova

There's over 150 more pictures after the jump. It's crazy. Have fun.

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