Monthly Archives: March 2010

Katy Perry Bikini Pictures Are Kind of Awesome

As I've said many a time before, Katy Perry is really hot, but really annoying. But since we can't actually hear her speak or sing in these Katy Perry bikini pictures, all is right with the world. I wish these shots were a little less blurry, but still, what a fucking rack! Oh, and thanks for the ass hots, too, Katy. Much appreciated.

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I Give Her Six Months

Lindsay Lohan is going to die soon. Most likely. (PopSugar)

Is Anna Faris the new Goldie Hawn? (DListed)

Someone actually gave Jennifer Lopez another record contract? (Pink is the New Blog)

Jessica Alba is one hot mama, or is that MILF? (Popoholic)

Nicole Scherzinger has a frickin' hot bod. (CollegeHumor)

I'm not sure who's hotter without pants: Jessica Simpson or Dr. Phil. (CityRag)

More made up drama about Sandra Bullock and her Nazi soon-to-be-ex-husband. (PopBytes)

Only a Couple Vikki Blows Nude Pictures This Time

 

Not sure why the guys at Zoo are holding out on us, but there are only two (2) out of a possible nine (9) Vikki Blows nude pictures in this month's issue. That's only 22% of the total allowable Vikki Blows nudity! Sure she looks awesome in lingerie, but she looks awesomer out of lingerie. Of course, I wasn't expecting to get more Vikki Blows so soon, so it's still a bonus. Albeit a bit of a waste of an opportunity.

Jessica Szohr Bikini Pictures for OP

Jessica Szohr is probably the most underrated chick on Gossip Girl, but thanks to these new Jessica Szohr bikini pictures from the new OP campaign, she can finally get a little bit of well deserved attention. Of course, I haven't watched Gossip Girl in quite some time. Ever since the sound of Blake Lively's voice makes me want to break my TV with a baseball bat. ANd since I have a really nice, really expensive TV, I figured it would be best just not to watch. So these Jessica Szohr bikini pictures are good because I have one less reason to watch that fucking show.

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Rosie Huntington-Whiteley Nude Pictures from GQ UK

 

Hey everybody, Rosie Huntington-Whiteley is naked again! As these incredibly sexy (albeit small) Rosie Huntington-Whiteley nude pictures from British GQ prove once again, there's nothing Rosie likes more than getting naked in front of a camera, and frankly, there's nothing I like more than letting her. I just can't wait till we get to see these shots in full size, and not small previews, though I'm pretty sure my head would explode. Oh well, you win some, you lose some.

Cute and Cuter

Goddam! Ashley Greene is super cute. (Popoholic)

But this Victoria girl might be even cuter than Ashley Greene. (CollegeHumor)

Lindsay Lohan vs. George Lopez: Twitter Fight! (DListed)

I'm pretty sure the "inspiration" behind Madonna's new clothing line was money. (Pink is the New Blog)

Gisele Bundchen's baby is in a tiny tuxedo. (PopSugar)

Did Katie Holmes have a nose job? (CityRag)

Kelly Brook Lingerie Pictures from Ultimo

Kelly Brook is the new "face" of Ultimo lingerie in the UK, but I'd say she's more like the new body. And what a body! As far as being predestined for a particular job in life, I think Kelly Brook as the top lingerie model in Britain is just about right. Now, where's the catalogue featuring Kelly Brook in crotchless panties, and those half bras that don't cover the nipples? Seriously, where is it?