Hey, here's something a little different: More bikini pictures! Yaaaay... Meh. You wouldn't think looking at pictures of women in bikinis all day would get boring, but you know what... Anyway, I'm usually more excited, except this time around it's Brooke Hogan bikini pictures. So... Yeah.
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Zoe Saldana is the 2009 Hottie of the Year. (Popoholic)
Big surprise: Tyra Banks is kind of a bitch. (DListed)
Lindsay Lohan is designing her own clothing label. That'll be good. (Pink is the New Blog)
Um... That's what the Olsens look like after going to the hair salon...? (PopSugar)
Megan, Lindsay, or Britney: Who had the best cameltoe of 2009? (CityRag)
Jessica Biel has the best ass of the decade. (CollegeHumor)
Is Angelina Jolie cheating on Brad Pitt? No. (Popbytes)
Most of the time, we see Sophie Howard topless, because, after all, she is a topless model. But these Sophie Howard bikini pictures from the January 2010 issue of Ralph magazine or so frickin' hot that I just had to post them. Seriously, if these pictures of the super busty Sophie Howard don't do it for you, you should just go join Al Qaeda.
And we're three for three on the bikini count, with these great Miranda Kerr bikini pictures from Ralph magazine down under. Personally, when I look at Miranda Kerr in a bikini, I prefer not to think of someone named Ralph, but Miranda is so hot, it almost works. Either way, is good.
Taylor dumped Taylor. (DListed)
Robert Pattinson's sister looks a little too much like Robert Pattinson. (Pink is the New Blog)
Megan Fox cleavage is awesome. (Popoholic)
Britney Spears is a brunette, but not any smarter. (PopSugar)
Miley Cyrus in ripped leggings. Yes please. (CityRag)
Back when Lindsay Lohan was hot... (CollegeHumor)
No, this isn't a Godzilla movie, and that isn't the spawn of Mothra and Mecha-Godzilla, that's Nicole "Coco" Austin, girlfriend of Ice-T, but just like a Godzilla monster, you wouldn't want her to step on you. Coco, as she is referred to in legend, is the mythical Ass Creature of Miami Beach. Many have sought physical evidence of the creature's existence, and now it has been found. It is believed that her massive breasts are used both to balance out her giant ass, as well as to crush those with whom she is displeased. Others theorise that she can only be stopped by taking numerous Coco bikini pictures and posting them on the Internet, thereby ensnaring her in the only "net" large enough to contain her ginormous ass.
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Egotastic! Year in Review – Best of 2009
Another year has come and gone, though this one marks the start of a whole new decade, and nearly a half decade for Egotastic! With that in mind, and because I don't want the last post of 2009 to be some lame bikini post, I thought I'd put together a small sampling of what made 2009 a great year for celebrity sexiness. This is by no means an exhaustive list, and I'm probably leaving out a whole bunch of stuff, but it was a last minute idea, and it's the best I could come up with. In no particular order, the Best of 2009 are:
I think my overall favourite thing that happened this year was getting to see Jessica Biel topless in Powder Blue. In fact, Jessica Biel didn't do anything else all year, and the movie didn't even make it into theatres, but it sent shockwaves across the Internet. Watch the video and you'll see why.
Also big in the news in 2009 was Rihanna. Though, probably not for the best reasons. First she got beat up by her boyfriend, Chris Brown, and then these Rihanna nude pictures leaked onto the Net from her cell phone. And they was dirty.
A late, and very unexpected entry in this round-up was Lindsay Lohan topless in Muse magazine. No one had even heard of Muse magazine before this, and to be fair, people were starting to forget about Lindsay Lohan. It put both of them back on the map. Of course for Lindsay, it's the map to her eventual demise.
Another unexpected surprise was this Emma Watson nipple slip. We thought they just some sexy Emma Watson bikini pictures, but turns out we got a whole lot more. I think we got more emails about that than any other post.
The top model of of 2009 was far and away Miranda Kerr. We saw Miranda Kerr topless in the Pirelli Calendar. We saw Miranda Kerr topless on the beach. We even saw a nice little Miranda Kerr nipple slip.
Of course, we can't forget Megan Fox. It was a pretty big year for her too. Sure, Transformers 2 sucked ass, and Jennifer's Body was a flop at the box office, but she looked really hot. That Megan Fox lesbian kiss with Amanda Seyfried from Jennifer's Body was particularly great. So were those Megan Fox bikini pictures from Esquire, and those Megan Fox bikini pictures from GQ.
As for sex tapes (who can forget the sex tapes!?) the biggest of the year was probably from Leighton Meester. True, we didn't actually get to see any actual video from the Leighton Meester sex tape, but did get to see a lot of Leighton Meester sex tape pictures. Pretty awesome. Also awesome were these Leighton Meester lingerie pictures from GQ.
And of course, a special honour goes out to Eva Amurri who tops the list for Best Newcomer, Best TV Nudity, and Best Nude Daughter of a Hot Celebrity Mom (Susan Sarandon, for those of you not paying attention). Oh, and Best Boobs, too!
- Eva Amurri Topless Video from Californication
- Eva Amurri Topless Californication Video Part 2
- Eva Amurri Nude in Californication One Last Time (For Now)
And even though she's not a "real" celebrity, overall hottest, sexiest, brain-meltingly awesomest babe of the year is by far Vikki Blows. Check out the whole Vikki Blows section, but make sure you see these Vikki Blows nude pictures from Loaded, her hottest by far. Or was her hottest the Vikki Blows nude calendar? So much to choose from.
A Few More Stories....
We almost had a full Miley Cyrus nipple slip!
Super hot Ashley Green nude pictures hit the net, but we had to take them down.
We saw Milla Jovovich nude in Purple magazine, and she's just as sexy as ever.
Kate Beckinsale is the Sexiest Woman Alive, and don't you forget it.
HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!!