Monthly Archives: August 2009

Adrianne Curry Topless on Twitter

If you haven't gotten into Twitter, or don't understand what it's good for, that's actually a good thing, because here's the thing about the people who love Twitter at first sight: They are narcissists. Only people who want everyone to know what they're doing at every minute naturally gravitate towards Twitter, and it's ability to let them broadcast useless personal information to everyone in the world at any time. That's why celebrities love it. Of course, there is an upside to all this narcissism. You get tweets like these featuring Adrianne Curry topless pictures. Here's your classic narcissistic attention whore, but she is hot. And topless. So there's that.

Attack of the Blue Meanies

Kirsten Dunst has blue hair. Huh. (Goldenfiddlr.)

Megan Fox needs to not say things. (DListed)

Aubrey O'Day vs. Jessica Gomes: Who's hotter? (Popoholic)

Madonna and Jesus at the Wailing Wall in Jerusalem. Surely this is a sign of the Apocalypse. (Pink is the New Blog)

WTF is up with Mischa Barton's hair? (PopSugar)

Kate Moss and Johnny Depp were one hot couple. (CityRag)

Yet another cutie. (CollegeHumor)

Geri Halliwell Bikini Fun

You know what I like about these Geri Halliwell bikini pictures? It looks like she's having fun. Yeah she looks great in her gold bikini, but so often, celebrities in bikinis just don't look like they're enjoying themselves, and it makes a difference. Anyways, you probably couldn't give a crap, but I'm just saying, she looks like she's in a good mood, and it's putting me in a good mood. Also, she's pretty hot.

Photo credit: Fame

Morena Baccarin Nude Video from Death in Love

 

If you're a Firefly fan like I am, then I'm pretty sure you're going to love this Morena Baccarin nude video from her movie Death in Love. And it's a long one (and not very well written, directed, or acted, I might add). For those of you who don't know her, Morena's cahracter on Firefly (and in the movie Serenity) was basically a Space Hooker, so this is definitely something we've been wanting to see for a long time. And just in case you are wondering, this video does show Morena Baccarin completely naked, and hides absolutely nothing. Now, if only there was a scene like this in Firefly...

Watch the Videos:

Joe Francis Goes Wild, Beats Up Playboy Playmate Jayde Nicole

 

Okay, rule #1: You don't beat up girls. Especially if they are super hot Playboy Playmates (of the year)! But that's just what ultra scumbag, Joe Francis, owner of Girls Gone Wild did at a bar in LA last night. Francis was allegedly harrassing an ex-girlfriend when the 2008 Playboy Playmate of the Year, Jayde Nicole (a Canadian!!!) decided to step in. So what did Francis do? He punched Jayde Nicole in the face, threw her to the ground and started kicking her (allegedly). Radar Online reports:

The alleged incident happened around 2:46 AM Friday at Guys and Dolls, a club in West Hollywood.

According to Nicole, the attack happened after she spilled her drink on Francis. She says Francis became enraged and grabbed her by the hair, punched her, threw her to the ground where he kicked her.

One of Jayde's friends tried to fight him off and Francis allegedly hit that girl also. Security was called in to try and break it up. Jenner tried to grab Francis' and ended up ripping his shirt. Francis then ran out of club and hasn't been seen since.

A police report has been filed and Nicole said she would press charges.

Nice guy.

And just in case you're not familiar with her, here are some Jayde Nicole nude pictures from her Playboy days. I think Joe Francis needs to go back to jail where he will ass-raped, nightly.

Weekend Links

Megan Fox is on fire! (Popoholic)

Heather Mills is looking creepy. (DListed)

Kylie Minogue goes Bollywood. (Pink is the New Blog)

DJ AM is dead. (PopSugar)

Dakota Fanning is a vamp. (CityRag)

Avril Lavigne is getting divorced. (IDLYITW)

For the record, Megan Fox is not Catwoman. (CollegeHumor)

Megan Hauserman Bikini Pictures

There's nothing like murder to up your celebrity profile, and Megan Hauserman just jumped from the Q List to at least the D List thanks to the fact that there was a murderer on her now cancelled reality dating game show, Megan Wants a Millionaire. Truth be told, had everything gone as expected with her show, we wouldn't even be posting these Megan Hauserman bikini pictures, and the Paparazzi probably wouldn't even have taken them, but now that she's famous for something other than just being a reality show bimbo (though not by much), she'll be getting the attention she's always been craving.

Also, check out her necklace: Is Megan Hauserman Jewish? I should ask her out. My parents would be so proud.

Photo credit: INF Photo