Monthly Archives: June 2009

Keira Knightley is Topless, Really Likes Suspenders

Keira Knightley really seems to like wearing suspenders, and being topless, because these Keira Knightley topless pictures from her new Chanel ad campaign are not the first pictures she's taken wearing nothing (or nearly nothing) but suspenders. She also did a similar shoot for Interview magazine. So, what have we learned by all this? Well, we still can't see Keira Knightley's nipples, so I'm thinking not much.

Chanel:

Interview:

She’s a Man, Baby!

Mariah Carey needs a shave. (CityRag)

Oh look, Nicky Hilton is back. (DListed)

AnnaLynne McCord is a hottie. (Popoholic)

Sarah Jessica Parker shows off her twins. (Pink is the New Blog)

Lindsay Lohan is still celebrating her birthday. (PopSugar)

Deleted sex scene from Transformers 2. (Monkey Mag)

Funny video: Web Site Story. (CollegeHumor)

Amy Adams Bikini Pictures

After seeing Amy Adams topless in Sunshine Cleaning, and knowing just how amazing she can look, I have to say that I'm somewhat disappointed by these Amy Adams bikini pictures. She's still hot, don't get me wrong, and there's nothing actually wrong with her, but the combination of ill-fitting bikini, bad lighting, poor camera awkward angles (was the paparazzi in a tree!?) and her very white skin make for a less than stellar combination. Also, she could be one of those girls who's only prety with make-up (but I doubt it). 10 bonus points for being a redhead.

Isla Fisher is Cute and Cleavagey

Isla Fisher is one of the cutest and hottest women on the planet right now, and here she is proving it with a healthy helping of cleavage. She's also funny, and seams pretty smart, which is great, and really important, but more important: cleavage. Also, 10 bonus points for being a redhead.

Photo credit: pacificcoastnewsonline.com

Isabel Lucas is the New Hotness

After all these years of writing about Lindsay Lohan, and Paris Hilton, and Britney Spears, it's nice to get some new faces (that are actually pretty) to brighten this place up, and they don't get much newer, or prettier, than Isabel Lucas, who is in the new Transformers 2. I haven't seen the movie yet because I have not yet mentally prepared myself for how bad it's going to be, but it can't be that bad with a girl like Isabel Lucas in it. Unless she's as bad an actress as Megan Fox...

Here are some frickin' hot pictures Isabel Lucas bikini pictures taken on the beach, because there's nowhere better to appreciate a woman's beauty than on the beach. Or in your bed, but you can't always get what you want.

Schwing!

Hello, Anna Kournikova! (Popoholic)

Adriana Lima is the reason cameras were invented. (CollegeHumor)

Janet Jackson honours her brother. (DListed)

Paris Hilton found the love of her life. (Pink is the New Blog)

Britney Spears looks bad as a blonde, and as a brunette. (PopSugar)

Fergie wears granny panties. (CityRag)

Rosie Jones. Yes, please. (Thighs Wide Shut)

Lindsay Lohan Turns 23 in her Bikini(s), Looks Terrible.

 

When you're 23, have big boobs, and are filthy rich, and can't look good in a bikini, you know you've got some serious fucking problems. I really don't know what the fuck is wrong with Lindsay these days (take your pick, really), but I remember (barely) when Lindsay Lohan bikini pictures used to be awesome. Now they are disgusting.

Also, when you are a skinny white girl doing an impersonation of Michael Jackson, and Michael Jackson looks like a sexier skinny white girl, you really have a serious fucking problem.

Possible Lindsay Lohan nipple slip in the picture with the star...

Photo credit: Splash News