Monthly Archives: April 2009

Lindsay Lohan Goes Surfing Now, Everybody’s Learning How

Lindsay Lohan has been in Hawaii for a week in her bikinis, and still has no tan, but at least she keeps trying. Or is she just trying to get attention from the paparazzi? Or maybe she's just trying to have a good time on vacation... Yeah right.

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Ouchie

Jennifer Garner needs a Band-Aid. Or seven. (Socialite Life)

Diora Baird is so frickin' hot! (CollegeHumor)

Kelly McGillis reveals she is a lesbian. (DListed)

Rachel McAdams and Josh Lucas go for a ride. (Pink is the New Blog)

Just when you thought Heidi and Spencer couldn't get more annoying. (PopSugar)

Vanessa Hudgens is really cute. (Popoholic)

Breaking News: Madonna is a bitch. (IDLYITW)

Scheana Marie talks about John Mayer. (Just Jared)

It's time to play Guess Lindsay Lohan's Muff. (CityRag)

Heidi Montag Nude in Playboy?

Raise your hand if you want to see Heidi Montag nude in Playboy magazine. I will assume no one raised their hands. The rumour going through the Tubes of the Interweb (most likely started by Heidi herself) is that the rediculously annoying and vapid Hills douchette, and her douche husband, The Pratt, are in talk with Playboy to have Heidi pose nude for $500,000. I didn't think Playboy even had $500,000 left, but if they do, why spend it on that fake hag. They have plenty of other fake hags they can put in their magazine who are hotter, cuter, and smarter (and much less annoying). And even though we've already seen Audrina Patridge nude, I'd much rather see her in Playboy than Heidi.

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Bar Refaeli’s Little Black Bikini

Hey hey! It's Bar Refaeli in a bikini. A little black bikini, in fact. Which supposedly is what marketing geniuses at Hurley are calling there new black bikini. I suppose that's a fitting name, but I don't think it will win any awards. What should win an award, though, is Bar Refaeli in that little black bikini. Yum!

Amber Heard Nude Video from The Informers

 

You've seen bits of it from the trailer, but here, finally, is Amber Heard's nude scene video in its entirety from her new movie The Informers. I still wish she hadn't last so much weight from when she first came on the scene, because a lot of that weight was in her boobs, but still, this video, featuring Amber in a threesome is pretty frickin' hot, although it would have been hotter if it was the good kind of threesome, if you know what I mean...

Fitting

Catherine Zeta Jones is Susan Boyle. (DListed / DailyMail)

Christina Applegate is kind of beautiful. (Pink is the New Blog)

Paris Hilton is a afraid of getting Swine Flu, but not Herpes. (PopSugar)

Check out Megan Fox's hot ass in the new Transformers trailer. (Popoholic)

Christina Aguilera: Before and after. (Celebslam)

What would the Spider-Man series be without Kirsten Dunst? Um... Better? (Socialite Life)

Mary-Kate Olsen and her hipster boyfriend head out in NYC. (Just Jared)

And here's proof that Mary-Kate Olsen is an Extra-Terrestrial. (CityRag)

Jennifer Aniston wants to adopt. (Popbytes)

Marisa Miller Bikini Hotness

2009 may already be one third over, but it's never too late to post these Marisa Miller bikini pictures from the 2009 Wurth calendar. In fact, I kind of feel like going back the past 10 years, and posting every picture of Marisa in a bikini that I can find. But I won't. Mainly because I'm lazy.