Monthly Archives: March 2009

Heidi Klum Got Naked for Russell James

These Heidi Klum nude pictures aren't exactly new, but they are featured in the new book from photographer Russell James, and as such, I deem them newsworthy (yes, I have the authority to do that). Thinly veiled excuse to post pictures of Heidi Klum topless and naked? Maybe. But do you really care? That's what I thought. And for lots more nude models, you can buy Russell James' book on Amazon.

Willow Baby

Alyson Hannigan popped out a baby girl. (Socialite Life)

Angelina Jolie wants an Indian kid next. Dot, not feathers. (DListed)

Looks like Lily Allen is addicted to Coke. (Pink is the New Blog)

Is Britney Spears boffing her dancer? (PopSugar)

Carolina "Pampita" Ardohain is the hottest thing out of Argentina. (Popoholic)

Idina Menzel and Taye Diggs are expecting a baby. (Just Jared)

Single white Olsen. (CityRag)

Jennifer Ellison is So Hot It’s Nuts

Never has a magazine been so appropriately named as Nuts magazine. Because the fact that they can get pictures like these of Jennifer Ellison is, yes, nuts. And Jennifer Ellison is so hot it's nuts. And honestly, the fact my job involves writing about this stuff is also pretty nuts. Yeah, things could be worse.

Bai Ling Topless Pictures are Dangerous

 

I'm not sure of the provenance of these Bai Ling topless pictures, but it's not like Bai Ling ever needed a reason to show off those crazy nipples of hers. At least this time it's in a safe, confined environment, where proper safety precautions have been taken, rather than out in the wild on the red carpet. Because, really, you could put an eye out with those things.

Retro Russo

Young. Hot. Rene Russo. (Goldenfiddlr)

Katherine Heigl is saying stupid things again. (DListed)

Are Drew Barrymore and Justin Long doing it again? (Pink is the New Blog)

Madonna should just stay in Malawi. (PopSugar)

Megan Fox hottie-ness. (Popoholic)

Melanie Griffith has seen better days. (Celebslam)

Britney Spears doesn't want her dad taking care of her anymore. (Just Jared)

Michelle Rodriguez needs some anger management classes. (Socialite Life)

Amy Winehouse is tiny. (CityRag)

Gisele Bundchen is Naked, Sexy, and Just a Litlle Disappointing

Alright, these are some pretty sexy pictures, and I'll give Vanity Fair credit for that, but when Gisele Bundchen is naked, I would very much like to see the full monty, if you know what I mean. Can we please get rid of the sheets, and hands covering up the good bits? I know times are tight, but I'm sure the Federal government would be willing to provide the magazine industry with a bailout if it meant getting to see Gisele Bundchen naked. I'm sure that's something the taxpayers would get behind.

PS. Pics are pretty small, but still sexy. Will post Hi-Res when possible.

These Kelly Brook Bikini Pictures Will Blow Your Mind (and Other Things)

Gawd Daymn! If ever there was a woman who was built for the bikini, it's Kelly Brook. Snapped while on vacation in Barbados, these Kelly Brook bikini pictures are some of the hottest I've ever seen, and that's saying something, since Kelly Brook bikini pictures are always good to begin with. Now, if you'll excuse my, I need to book my ticket on the next flight to Barbados.

Photo credit: bauergriffinonline.com